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Breast milk ice cream

giant_mangiant_man Posts: 6,890
edited February 2011 in The bottom bracket

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  • Benno68Benno68 Posts: 1,689
    Think I'll stick to Ben & Jerry's.
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  • keef66keef66 Posts: 13,286
    Sure you don't fancy Bess and Jenny's??
  • crumbschiefcrumbschief Posts: 3,412
    Do they do Raspberry Nipple?
  • AggieboyAggieboy Posts: 3,689
    I'm going to buy one and suck it.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Read this on a news feed on my Android phone.....

    Tasted the real thing when my wife gave birth last year and it wasn't particularly great tasting I must say. Would I want an ice cream version, nope and at £14 you are joking me
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  • PeteMadocPeteMadoc Posts: 2,666
    Creme de la creme

    If it's good enough for my two babies then it's good enough for me. Why not if you can afford it
  • When my two nippers were born I tried it fresh from the udders and it tasted quite sweet, not bad really, dunno if I'd be tempted by a cow I didn't know tho...
  • AggieboyAggieboy Posts: 3,689
    As an ice cream lover, this is the worst idea in my living mammary.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • pastey_boypastey_boy Posts: 2,540
    due to the popularity of the breast milk ice cream it has prompted me to realise a life long dream and release my very own "helmet cheddar" into the market place, priced at only £9.99 a pound its a tasty treat. just a small knob of my wonderfully creamy helmet cheese on toast makes a perfect pre-ride snack as it high in protein and naturally occuring man fats plus the high sodium content wards off cramp when your deep into a ride. remember that pasteys all natural helmet cheese will only be available in limited quantities on a strict first come first served basis, also my cheese producing capacity is rather limited so please be patient.
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  • EKE_38BPMEKE_38BPM Posts: 5,980
    pastey_boy wrote:
    ...priced at only £9.99 a pound...

    A pound!!! Thats a lot of cheese.
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  • pastey_boy wrote:
    due to the popularity of the breast milk ice cream it has prompted me to realise a life long dream and release my very own "helmet cheddar" into the market place, priced at only £9.99 a pound its a tasty treat. just a small knob of my wonderfully creamy helmet cheese on toast makes a perfect pre-ride snack as it high in protein and naturally occuring man fats plus the high sodium content wards off cramp when your deep into a ride. remember that pasteys all natural helmet cheese will only be available in limited quantities on a strict first come first served basis, also my cheese producing capacity is rather limited so please be patient.

    :D - post of the year so far!
  • AggieboyAggieboy Posts: 3,689
    pastey_boy wrote:
    due to the popularity of the breast milk ice cream it has prompted me to realise a life long dream and release my very own "helmet cheddar" into the market place, priced at only £9.99 a pound its a tasty treat. just a small knob of my wonderfully creamy helmet cheese on toast makes a perfect pre-ride snack as it high in protein and naturally occuring man fats plus the high sodium content wards off cramp when your deep into a ride. remember that pasteys all natural helmet cheese will only be available in limited quantities on a strict first come first served basis, also my cheese producing capacity is rather limited so please be patient.

    Good luck with it, but I can't see fish flavoured cheese catching on.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • pastey_boypastey_boy Posts: 2,540
    Aggieboy wrote:
    pastey_boy wrote:
    due to the popularity of the breast milk ice cream it has prompted me to realise a life long dream and release my very own "helmet cheddar" into the market place, priced at only £9.99 a pound its a tasty treat. just a small knob of my wonderfully creamy helmet cheese on toast makes a perfect pre-ride snack as it high in protein and naturally occuring man fats plus the high sodium content wards off cramp when your deep into a ride. remember that pasteys all natural helmet cheese will only be available in limited quantities on a strict first come first served basis, also my cheese producing capacity is rather limited so please be patient.

    Good luck with it, but I can't see fish flavoured cheese catching on.
    i reckon the french would go for it :wink:
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    Px Ti Custom
    Cougar 531
    Sab single speed
    Argon 18 E-112 TT
    One-one Ti 456 Evo
    Ridley Cheetah TT
    Orange Clockwork 2007 ltd ed
    Yeti ASR 5
    Cove Hummer XC Ti
  • AggieboyAggieboy Posts: 3,689
    pastey_boy wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    pastey_boy wrote:
    due to the popularity of the breast milk ice cream it has prompted me to realise a life long dream and release my very own "helmet cheddar" into the market place, priced at only £9.99 a pound its a tasty treat. just a small knob of my wonderfully creamy helmet cheese on toast makes a perfect pre-ride snack as it high in protein and naturally occuring man fats plus the high sodium content wards off cramp when your deep into a ride. remember that pasteys all natural helmet cheese will only be available in limited quantities on a strict first come first served basis, also my cheese producing capacity is rather limited so please be patient.

    Good luck with it, but I can't see fish flavoured cheese catching on.
    i reckon the french would go for it :wink:

    Not today. They're going to be eating humble pie :lol:
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
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