Breast milk ice cream

giant_man

mnnnn ... yes please!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12569011

benno68

Think I'll stick to Ben & Jerry's.

keef66

Sure you don't fancy Bess and Jenny's??

crumbschief

Do they do Raspberry Nipple?

Aggieboy

I'm going to buy one and suck it.

peter101cycle

Read this on a news feed on my Android phone.....

Tasted the real thing when my wife gave birth last year and it wasn't particularly great tasting I must say. Would I want an ice cream version, nope and at £14 you are joking me

petemadoc

Creme de la creme

If it's good enough for my two babies then it's good enough for me. Why not if you can afford it

purple rain

When my two nippers were born I tried it fresh from the udders and it tasted quite sweet, not bad really, dunno if I'd be tempted by a cow I didn't know tho...

Aggieboy

As an ice cream lover, this is the worst idea in my living mammary.

pastey_boy

due to the popularity of the breast milk ice cream it has prompted me to realise a life long dream and release my very own "helmet cheddar" into the market place, priced at only £9.99 a pound its a tasty treat. just a small knob of my wonderfully creamy helmet cheese on toast makes a perfect pre-ride snack as it high in protein and naturally occuring man fats plus the high sodium content wards off cramp when your deep into a ride. remember that pasteys all natural helmet cheese will only be available in limited quantities on a strict first come first served basis, also my cheese producing capacity is rather limited so please be patient.

EKE_38BPM

pastey_boy wrote:

...priced at only £9.99 a pound...

A pound!!! Thats a lot of cheese.

Squillinossett

pastey_boy wrote:

due to the popularity of the breast milk ice cream it has prompted me to realise a life long dream and release my very own "helmet cheddar" into the market place, priced at only £9.99 a pound its a tasty treat. just a small knob of my wonderfully creamy helmet cheese on toast makes a perfect pre-ride snack as it high in protein and naturally occuring man fats plus the high sodium content wards off cramp when your deep into a ride. remember that pasteys all natural helmet cheese will only be available in limited quantities on a strict first come first served basis, also my cheese producing capacity is rather limited so please be patient.

- post of the year so far!

Aggieboy

pastey_boy wrote:

due to the popularity of the breast milk ice cream it has prompted me to realise a life long dream and release my very own "helmet cheddar" into the market place, priced at only £9.99 a pound its a tasty treat. just a small knob of my wonderfully creamy helmet cheese on toast makes a perfect pre-ride snack as it high in protein and naturally occuring man fats plus the high sodium content wards off cramp when your deep into a ride. remember that pasteys all natural helmet cheese will only be available in limited quantities on a strict first come first served basis, also my cheese producing capacity is rather limited so please be patient.

Good luck with it, but I can't see fish flavoured cheese catching on.

pastey_boy

Aggieboy wrote:

pastey_boy wrote:

due to the popularity of the breast milk ice cream it has prompted me to realise a life long dream and release my very own "helmet cheddar" into the market place, priced at only £9.99 a pound its a tasty treat. just a small knob of my wonderfully creamy helmet cheese on toast makes a perfect pre-ride snack as it high in protein and naturally occuring man fats plus the high sodium content wards off cramp when your deep into a ride. remember that pasteys all natural helmet cheese will only be available in limited quantities on a strict first come first served basis, also my cheese producing capacity is rather limited so please be patient.

Good luck with it, but I can't see fish flavoured cheese catching on.

i reckon the french would go for it

Aggieboy

pastey_boy wrote:

Aggieboy wrote:

pastey_boy wrote:

due to the popularity of the breast milk ice cream it has prompted me to realise a life long dream and release my very own "helmet cheddar" into the market place, priced at only £9.99 a pound its a tasty treat. just a small knob of my wonderfully creamy helmet cheese on toast makes a perfect pre-ride snack as it high in protein and naturally occuring man fats plus the high sodium content wards off cramp when your deep into a ride. remember that pasteys all natural helmet cheese will only be available in limited quantities on a strict first come first served basis, also my cheese producing capacity is rather limited so please be patient.

Good luck with it, but I can't see fish flavoured cheese catching on.

i reckon the french would go for it

Not today. They're going to be eating humble pie