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Scottish Blokes Chat Up Lines. 
1. Did you fart cuz ya jist blew me away
2. Are yer parents retarded cuz your pure special
3. Mah love for u is like diarrhea, i canny hudd it in
...4. Is there a mirror in yur pants cuz i can see ma sel in em
5. Your body reminds me of a spanner... Everytime i think of it ma nuts pure tighten up
6. You might not be the best lookin lassie here but beauty's only a bottle o buckie away!
1. Did you fart cuz ya jist blew me away
2. Are yer parents retarded cuz your pure special
3. Mah love for u is like diarrhea, i canny hudd it in
...4. Is there a mirror in yur pants cuz i can see ma sel in em
5. Your body reminds me of a spanner... Everytime i think of it ma nuts pure tighten up
6. You might not be the best lookin lassie here but beauty's only a bottle o buckie away!
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#5 had me crying
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In Coatbridge is was so much more subtle. You'd sometimes say "RUG OOT!!", Gees a gammie" or "I bet ye kin take 3 fingers...gees a shot"Formally known as Coatbridgeguy0
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Sid the Sexist had a good chat up line in an old edition of Viz: "You don't sweat much for a fat lass"."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
