A joke for Sheepsteeth

The Big Cheese

.....

I saw a dead woman laying in a ditch last night, so I reported it to the police. They said, 'how did you find her body?' I said, 'her tit s were okay but her ar5e was a bit tight'.

El Capitano

Aggieboy

The Big Cheese wrote:

.....

I saw a dead woman laying in a ditch last night, so I reported it to the police. They said, 'how did you find her body?' I said, 'her tit s were okay but her ar5e was a bit tight'.

The police now say she had sperm in her eyes, and probably saw her attacker coming.

sheepsteeth

that, mr cheese, is a superb joke.

i actually physically lolled.

DIESELDOG

Aggieboy wrote:

The Big Cheese wrote:

.....

I saw a dead woman laying in a ditch last night, so I reported it to the police. They said, 'how did you find her body?' I said, 'her tit s were okay but her ar5e was a bit tight'.

The police now say she had sperm in her eyes, and probably saw her attacker coming.

Thats justs soo bad it's good. I have genuinely spat my drink over the keyboard

DD

projectsome

Aggieboy wrote:

The Big Cheese wrote:

.....

I saw a dead woman laying in a ditch last night, so I reported it to the police. They said, 'how did you find her body?' I said, 'her tit s were okay but her ar5e was a bit tight'.

The police now say she had sperm in her eyes, and probably saw her attacker coming.

I might steal this for my status on FB

Briggo

I lol'd

Raymondavalon

+ 1 on the "LOL factor"

lawman

projectsome wrote:

Aggieboy wrote:

The Big Cheese wrote:

.....

I saw a dead woman laying in a ditch last night, so I reported it to the police. They said, 'how did you find her body?' I said, 'her tit s were okay but her ar5e was a bit tight'.

The police now say she had sperm in her eyes, and probably saw her attacker coming.

I might steal this for my status on FB

i already did steal it

Fully-sprung

+ LOL.
My dog got it's nose cut off yesterday, we took it to the vet who told me it would heal up, I asked him how will the dog smell, to which he replied: like wet dog.

Anonymous