Speed we travel at
jeremyrundle
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Are drivers complete morons or just the 65+ brigade.
I came off the cycle path into Morisons car park today, the cycle path is very good clearly signed and travels 50' of the car park, after 20' in the car park an old male fart almost walked in front of me, I said "you wouldn't have done that if I had been a car".
When I parked and got to the entrance he (with his old wifey) said "you wan t to slow down you are all the same".
I could think of nothing better to say than (I was doing about 5mph) "Had I been twenty with earings, long hair snd tatoos you wouldn't have had the B%&&s to have spoken to me".
Why are pedestrians to unaware of cyclists, I had both P7 Lenser torches on, and a flashing 3w, I was wearing a yellow jacket (high vis) and am on the large size, IS it ME.
I came off the cycle path into Morisons car park today, the cycle path is very good clearly signed and travels 50' of the car park, after 20' in the car park an old male fart almost walked in front of me, I said "you wouldn't have done that if I had been a car".
When I parked and got to the entrance he (with his old wifey) said "you wan t to slow down you are all the same".
I could think of nothing better to say than (I was doing about 5mph) "Had I been twenty with earings, long hair snd tatoos you wouldn't have had the B%&&s to have spoken to me".
Why are pedestrians to unaware of cyclists, I had both P7 Lenser torches on, and a flashing 3w, I was wearing a yellow jacket (high vis) and am on the large size, IS it ME.
Peds with ipods, natures little speed humps
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peds don't show the same respect to cyclists that they afford cars
maybe they don't know how much getting hit hurts?Purveyor of sonic doom
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Maybe get some earrings and tattoos?FCN16 - 1970 BSA Wayfarer
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D lock him. That'll shut his silly talk.
In a supermarket once I tutted at a youngish bloke who ran over my toes with his trolley full of junk food + baby, with his unpleasant 'partner' in close proximity. He mumbled something back and I reciprocated, and by the time I'd got in the car and started to pull away he'd decided to chase me, on foot!!! What can you do? I stopped so that he could run into the back of the car, then drove off with him still in hot pursuit shouting abuse. What a numpty fellow he must have been. Ha ha ha. He left his 'partner' & poor child waiting whilst he chased a GTi across a car park. Marvellous.
Not just old people are doo-lally. Young pups are too.0 -
Clever Pun wrote:peds don't show the same respect to cyclists that they afford cars
maybe they don't know how much getting hit hurts?
This. Trust me, colliding with a bike isn't pretty!0 -
My daughter regularily uses a cycle path that runs parallel to a footpath, she sees more pedestrians on the cyclepath than on the footpath, many tut at her and even when she points out the clear cyclepath markings and where the footpath is they still seem at a total loss as to what it all means.
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25mph clearly wasn't fast enough for the chap in the silver Audi A3 that hooted me as I rode primary through roadworks in Sheen this evening. I hope that you felt daft when I rolled past you at the next set of traffic lights, you knob.0
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Gussio wrote:25mph clearly wasn't fast enough for the chap in the silver Audi A3 that hooted me as I rode primary through roadworks in Sheen this evening. I hope that you felt daft when I rolled past you at the next set of traffic lights, you knob.
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I almost hit a lollipop lady this afternoon. She was busy talking to her mate - no kids around - and she stepped out into my path from behind a car whilst looking in the opposite direction. The thing is, if I had hit her, her and her mate would have made up a story and everyone would believe their word. I'd automatically have been assumed to be the guilty party.
Gawd help the poor kids of Plaistow!0 -
Gussio wrote:25mph clearly wasn't fast enough for the chap in the silver Audi A3 that hooted me as I rode primary through roadworks in Sheen this evening. I hope that you felt daft when I rolled past you at the next set of traffic lights, you knob.
Oh those dickheads...
Had one BMW where I was 1-2 seconds late of the lights "beeep" followed by them pulling up beside me and "having a go".... :roll:0 -
Peds think you're too fast, cars think you're too slow. I had a couple of car horn serenades this morning. I wasn't really in the way, they just have projected body image dismorphia. Sadly they thought I was speaking foreign when I told them this so I was sadly reduced to communication by simplistic sign-language that they might understand.I used to just ride my bike to work but now I find myself going out looking for bigger and bigger hills.0
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jeremyrundle wrote:Why are pedestrians to unaware of cyclists, I had both P7 Lenser torches on, and a flashing 3w, I was wearing a yellow jacket (high vis) and am on the large size, IS it ME.
All you need now is a five tone, modified air zound and you would be a dead ringer for the mother ship in Close Encounters of the Third Kind - people were inextricably drawn toward that too...0 -
Posted this in the commute video footage thread too. Taxi driver not quite working out correct speeds...
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jds_1981 wrote:Posted this in the commute video footage thread too. Taxi driver not quite working out correct speeds...
http://vimeo.com/19997503I used to just ride my bike to work but now I find myself going out looking for bigger and bigger hills.0 -
deptfordmarmoset wrote:I almost hit a lollipop lady this afternoon. She was busy talking to her mate - no kids around - and she stepped out into my path from behind a car whilst looking in the opposite direction. The thing is, if I had hit her, her and her mate would have made up a story and everyone would believe their word. I'd automatically have been assumed to be the guilty party.
Gawd help the poor kids of Plaistow!
CYCLECAMPeds with ipods, natures little speed humps
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jds_1981 wrote:Posted this in the commute video footage thread too. Taxi driver not quite working out correct speeds...
http://vimeo.com/19997503
I notice too that the MORON in the car at the lights is blocking your cycle lanePeds with ipods, natures little speed humps
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Next time you are in a car park and see an OAPratt and their car, take a look I havew yet to see one without dents that is over six months old.Peds with ipods, natures little speed humps
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deptfordmarmoset wrote:I almost hit a lollipop lady this afternoon. She was busy talking to her mate - no kids around - and she stepped out into my path from behind a car whilst looking in the opposite direction. The thing is, if I had hit her, her and her mate would have made up a story and everyone would believe their word. I'd automatically have been assumed to be the guilty party.
Gawd help the poor kids of Plaistow!
Assess the situation:
Environment
1. Stunned Lollipop lady on ground
2. Semi-hysterical mate staring AT stunned LLoG
3. No witnesses
Assets
1. 6' pole with large impact zone attached to the top of it
2. Means of quick and silent escape (the bike you idiot)
Possible actions
1. Attempt to reason with SHMoLLoG
2. Use silent means of escape to avoid situation
3. Bludgeon SHMoLLoG to death with Lollipop and finish off LLoG with same. Arrange bodies so it appears Lesbian Lollipop Lovers fell out over who gets the pole this time.
Decision tree
1. Jelly. Nail. Ceiling.
2. Possible, but unsatisfactory
3. Satisfying but messy
Decision::
Option 3.
Clear and logical analysis shows the correct action, and the voices always suggest the right thing to do......Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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Kieran_Burns wrote:deptfordmarmoset wrote:I almost hit a lollipop lady this afternoon. She was busy talking to her mate - no kids around - and she stepped out into my path from behind a car whilst looking in the opposite direction. The thing is, if I had hit her, her and her mate would have made up a story and everyone would believe their word. I'd automatically have been assumed to be the guilty party.
Gawd help the poor kids of Plaistow!
Assess the situation:
Environment
1. Stunned Lollipop lady on ground
2. Semi-hysterical mate staring AT stunned LLoG
3. No witnesses
Assets
1. 6' pole with large impact zone attached to the top of it
2. Means of quick and silent escape (the bike you idiot)
Possible actions
1. Attempt to reason with SHMoLLoG
2. Use silent means of escape to avoid situation
3. Bludgeon SHMoLLoG to death with Lollipop and finish off LLoG with same. Arrange bodies so it appears Lesbian Lollipop Lovers fell out over who gets the pole this time.
Decision tree
1. Jelly. Nail. Ceiling.
2. Possible, but unsatisfactory
3. Satisfying but messy
Decision::
Option 3.
Clear and logical analysis shows the correct action, and the voices always suggest the right thing to do......
Clearly, I wasn't thinking fast enough - I only managed to shout the eternal words ''Look before you cross!'' at them after having taken evasive action. And then pootle off with a mixture of astonishment and a curiously satisfying sense of having reminded my grandmother how to suck eggs...0 -
Kieran_Burns wrote:Decision::
Option 3.
Clear and logical analysis shows the correct action, and the voices always suggest the right thing to do......
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mudcovered wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:Decision::
Option 3.
Clear and logical analysis shows the correct action, and the voices always suggest the right thing to do......
Mike
(jedi wave) These are not the bodies you are looking for (/jedi wave)Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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I had a chap with his trolley walk out in front of me yesterday, I was about 20ft away, being fixie I slowly rode up behing him & went BOO, not loudly, but about 2' away from his ear, he jumped a bloody mile.2012 Cannondale Synapse0
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Came close to losing it tonight. Cycled straight at a set of lights on green when a van pulled across me and then the car behind decided to do the same, I anchored on but he stopped. I continued on with him shouting at me through his window. I saw red and swung round to chase him - his face was a picture and he floored it.0