Should I go out tonight?
whyamihere
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Friend's having a few friends over. Chinese, probably a DVD or two, all good fun.
However, I feel rougher than a badger's arse, and have a hell of a lot of work to do.
As this is the CC, my chances of getting laid are identical whether I go out or not, sitting at a lowly zero.
However, I feel rougher than a badger's arse, and have a hell of a lot of work to do.
As this is the CC, my chances of getting laid are identical whether I go out or not, sitting at a lowly zero.
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If I felt rough I wouldn't bother going out unless there was a chance of getting a sniff of something or other / it's valentines and there just might be some spare skirt kicking about / bored with boyfriend - have flirty eye
how sexy are you feeling?0 -
blister pus wrote:how sexy are you feeling?
Very sexy in my opinion0 -
Ignore him, his heart's still aflutter from the poem I wrote him earlier.Andy wrote:blister pus wrote:how sexy are you feeling?
Very sexy in my opinion
As I said, zero chance of anything sexy happening. So I'll probably just go to bed.0 -
think about all the rotters out there with out a date just waiting to end up in a ditch0
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Come play ice hockey!0
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What, so that you can show your appreciation for the poem in(side my) person?Andy wrote:Come play ice hockey!0 -
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I think that's unanimous, sounds like you is on fire, therefore should go forth and sparkle at the wimmin0
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Kitty's an unsuitable witness, as she hasn't seen me for about 2 years.
Also, as I'm pretty sure I've mentioned, there's no chance of any sexiness this evening. None. At all.0 -
whyamihere wrote:Kitty's an unsuitable witness, as she hasn't seen me for about 2 years.
Also, as I'm pretty sure I've mentioned, there's no chance of any sexiness this evening. None. At all.
I doubt you've changed much.0 -
if there is no sexiness likely i would say the best thing to do is burst in to the home of your friend, reveal your obvious and necessarys and bellow in your best brian blessed voice "this lot isnt going to suck itself!!!
see how the night goes from there.0 -
whyamihere wrote:Kitty's an unsuitable witness, as she hasn't seen me for about 2 years.
Also, as I'm pretty sure I've mentioned, there's no chance of any sexiness this evening. None. At all.
OMG and two years on she still stalks you through the Forum? I bet she has seen you, but you just haven't seen her stalking0 -
I dunno, my stalkers tend to be more obvious than that...Raymondavalon wrote:whyamihere wrote:Kitty's an unsuitable witness, as she hasn't seen me for about 2 years.
Also, as I'm pretty sure I've mentioned, there's no chance of any sexiness this evening. None. At all.
OMG and two years on she still stalks you through the Forum? I bet she has seen you, but you just haven't seen her stalking0 -
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I'm told that I look rather like a crack addict, if anyone wants to know what Kitty's into... 0
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I went. I ate. There was no sexiness.
All fairly predictable, really.0 -
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whyamihere wrote:I went. I ate. There was no sexiness.
All fairly predictable, really.
Should have went to the supermarket where women would have been buying chocolate to stuff face with after feeling lonely.
Also movie rental outlet.
Also Flunitrazepam0
