Communique No. 1

MichaelW

In the style of Egypt's glorious army, what would your's be?

nevman

MichaelW wrote:

In the style of Egypt's glorious army, what would your be?

People of Great Britain-this is your new leader.
Thats it.

Le Commentateur

I want my money – now.

Zachariah

Please form an orderly queue.

StillGoing

Take a good look at the Taleban, because they'll be here very soon.

pneumatic

Attention all Bankers! Please listen carefully to the following announcements:

1. Thank you for keeping the nation's wealth in a safe place during this difficult time.

2. We promise to stop spending irresponsibly and live within our means. We will only spend the money on good stuff like health and education (and subsidised cycle purchase).

3. You are now kindly therefore requested to take the money out of the safe keeping of your own private bank accounts and give it back to us.

4. Your new vocational jobs in front line public services will entitle you to a glow of worthy satisfaction for which you will also receive the bonus of an honest days wage.

Attention all professional footballers, TV presenters and other self-appointed slebs: Please listen carefully to the following announcements:

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