Annoying inanimate objects
Alain Quay
Posts: 534
1) Swimming goggles
Googles could last 20 years, but will the strap last 20 seconds?
2) Road bike tube valves
Utilising GPS technology, they are specially designed to break when you are at the
furtherest point from home, and using a mini-pump
3) Windows explorer
Click on, and nothing happens. Get impatient, then after 5 minutes, 10 versions come up.
4) A cash machine swallowed my card last night, which inspired this .
Ten days to get a new one. :twisted:
Googles could last 20 years, but will the strap last 20 seconds?
2) Road bike tube valves
Utilising GPS technology, they are specially designed to break when you are at the
furtherest point from home, and using a mini-pump
3) Windows explorer
Click on, and nothing happens. Get impatient, then after 5 minutes, 10 versions come up.
4) A cash machine swallowed my card last night, which inspired this .
Ten days to get a new one. :twisted:
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THe plastic covering on a cucumber...................grrrrrr0
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Children!0
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OR in your case it sounds like faulty plastic covering
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Children???? Annoying, yes definitely - but inanimate?
It has to be doctor's receptionists for me. (Or should that be doctors' receptionists?)0 -
My ex-wife :twisted:The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle. ...Stapp’s Ironical Paradox Law
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http://img87.yfrog.com/img87/336/mycubeb.jpg
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Showers with curtains instead of a solid door or splashguard; they always end up freezing cold and sticking to yer arse! :shock:Mac0
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Does the tree my wife backed the car into count ?0
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Hard water.
Just blocked up my washing machine drainage pipe leading to flood. Grrrr.0 -
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Trendy beds with those wooden surounds that bash your shins on the way in and your calves on the way out.
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My secretary. Lazy cow.0
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Rick Chasey wrote:Small condoms.
You're supposed to unroll them and not just put the nippley bit on the end over your willy."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
Of course you weren't at work when you posted that, were you?Warwickshire Whizzer wrote:My secretary. Lazy cow.0 -
bompington wrote:
Of course you weren't at work when you posted that, were you?Warwickshire Whizzer wrote:My secretary. Lazy cow.
He was, that's the problem. She sent it for him, it was originally 3 pages."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
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The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle. ...Stapp’s Ironical Paradox Law
FCN3
http://img87.yfrog.com/img87/336/mycubeb.jpg
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Large plastic packets containing small quantities of DIY stuff, where the plastic is as strong as Kevlar and is then lethally sharp when you have to cut into it to get the contents out.0
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chocothon wrote:Large plastic packets containing small quantities of DIY stuff, where the plastic is as strong as Kevlar and is then lethally sharp when you have to cut into it to get the contents out.
What like new Stanley knives when you need a Stanley knife to get into them? Yeah! :evil:0 -
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Rick Chasey wrote:Small condoms.
i find them very useful :oops:0 -
I'm amazed how they actually print the barcode on them to be honest :?The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle. ...Stapp’s Ironical Paradox Law
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http://img87.yfrog.com/img87/336/mycubeb.jpg
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The plastic tie and sellotape used to box childrens toys....took me 20 minutes to get a doll out of a box last night whilst my daughter is dancing about trying to contain her exitement
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markyboy2005 wrote:The plastic tie and sellotape used to box childrens toys....took me 20 minutes to get a doll out of a box last night whilst my daughter is dancing about trying to contain her exitement
why!!!!
didn't think those kind of dolls had that kind of packaging.
oh, hang on a minute, your daughters there. Okay, hold that thought.
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DIESELDOG wrote:markyboy2005 wrote:The plastic tie and sellotape used to box childrens toys....took me 20 minutes to get a doll out of a box last night whilst my daughter is dancing about trying to contain her exitement
why!!!!
didn't think those kind of dolls had that kind of packaging.
oh, hang on a minute, your daughters there. Okay, hold that thought.
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"Children's Toys" - behave yerself!!! 0 -
"Children's Toys" - behave yerself!!![/quote]
no, shan't, in a strop now
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Aggieboy wrote:bompington wrote:
Of course you weren't at work when you posted that, were you?Warwickshire Whizzer wrote:My secretary. Lazy cow.
He was, that's the problem. She sent it for him, it was originally 3 pages.
The comment would turn up here sometime next week if she did send it.0 -
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