If you go down to the woods today

spongtastic
spongtastic Posts: 2,651
edited February 2011 in The Crudcatcher
you'll catch 2 people shagging in the back of the ladies renault megane with the door open, with the blokes renault sport tourer parked next door.

I don't think I've ever seen 2 people move so fast in all my life, and I doubt the sport tourer's got much tread left on the front tyres. :lol:

Why they parked next to my car 20 yards away from the kids play area is disturbing though, which is why I've done my civic duty and given their reg numbers to my colleague so they can be done for littering, at least the bloke's beinng careful :shock:
Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

Who are you calling inbred?

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  • Quality....... :lol:
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    at least he left DNA evidence then :lol:
  • That's some random stuff man.

    Came across some doggers once in a car park in cambridge while a bit smashed. Was epic to say the least, especially with all the buds around. They even drove across a field with cameras on it cause they thought that we were cops.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Used to be a place up here where you would simultaneously find teenage drug dealers, and people getting laid, in cars right next to each other.
    Always made the walk more interesting.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    were they pikeys doing some "grabbing"?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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