I really must be bored

Kieran_Burns

Has anyone considered posting a bloody silly thread title in the vain hope it might be included in the BR email newsletter and get a good laugh?

You know that bit where they show hot topics in the forums?

We could have some fun with this and launch a series of REALLY popular threads with titles like "Do ants use bicycles and how many pedals would they have?" "What happens when you fart and follow through when cycling?"

I'm actually blmaing JamesCW for this random thought as I saw his name appear at the top of the forum and my mind wandered....


Actually what WOULD happen if you farted and followed through while cycling???? :shock:

hatbeard

you'd lose the drafting fairy behind you pretty sharpish

Mark Elvin

It saves on chamois cream....

UndercoverElephant

I think the net effect slows you slightly, in theory the ejection of the follow through would speed you up slightly, but when said ejection was decelerated by your Lycra, the net effect would be slowing due to the increase of your overall density.

Flyingbogey

Warm your seat for a couple of minutes though

Gussio

"BR email newsletter"?

kelsen

These are not just a gimmick you know...

Kieran_Burns

Gussio wrote:

"BR email newsletter"?

http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/profile ... ditprofile

Top option in preferences....

CiB

Kieran_Burns wrote:

Has anyone considered posting a bloody silly thread title..

Like for example

FUC this morning
Brompton Or Boris
Who Listens to Radio 4
Silly <anything> Stats
Your Anti-Rants Here [like yeah; whoever came up with that needs help...]
I'm Not Starting Anything But...

And do so on. I thought it was de rigeur to use silly titles, ideally with a typo and some random punctuation lobbed in to catch us out.

How about a thread titled 'I Don't Punch Kittens Anymore" [ (c) someone in a recent thread.]



I'm bored too today.