Dildo Bars

kelsen
kelsen Posts: 2,003
edited February 2011 in Commuting chat
:? Erm...anyone care to explain?

http://www.on-one.co.uk/i/q/HBUKDILDO/u ... dildo-bars

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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    I'd love to know what your google search term was to find those!
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • kelsen
    kelsen Posts: 2,003
    :D
    Perfectly innocent, I swear! I was just browsing the On One sale.
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Yeah, I bet you want to get On One!

    I do like the "don't blame us if you die horribly" disclaimer.
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    Do they cut road 'vibration' :lol: Velosolo call them squeeze bars.
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • hatbeard
    hatbeard Posts: 1,087
    I think the dildo part is referring to the type of person who rides brakeless. :lol:
    Hat + Beard
  • wgwarburton
    wgwarburton Posts: 1,863
    kelsen wrote:
    :? Erm...anyone care to explain?

    http://www.on-one.co.uk/i/q/HBUKDILDO/u ... dildo-bars

    What was the question?
    I've seen pics these fitted to fixies, where the owner was looking for a lean look... and the name seems self-explanatory.
    No brakes 'cos they wouldn't fit? Or just that they would ruin the aesthetic?

    No accounting for taste... or lack of it! I wonder why "squeeze bars", though?
    Cheers,
    W.
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    I wonder why "squeeze bars", though?

    Is it because you can squeeze your handlebars through gaps so narrow that your shoulders can't follow?
    Looking for a cycling buddy?
  • pst88
    pst88 Posts: 621
    Never get caught short again! A convenient method of transporting a dildo with you wherever you go. You never know when you might need it.
    Bianchi Via Nirone Veloce/Centaur 2010
  • hfidgen
    hfidgen Posts: 340
    For brakeless riding only - don't blame us if you die horribly

    :lol:
    FCN 4 - BMC CX02
  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    hfidgen wrote:
    For brakeless riding only - don't blame us if you die horribly

    :lol:

    I think that's one of the best disclaimers I've seen 8)
  • jonny_trousers
    jonny_trousers Posts: 3,588
    Dildo bars eh? I think I went to one of those last time I was in Thailand. Very unsavoury.

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