spend my "money"

sheepsteeth

i have got 70 quid to spend in WHSmth

what should i buy?

Andy B

£70 of party poppers and swap them with your Mrs' tampons

Chunkers1980

Take it they were gift, if so, go back to the person who gave it to you and demand cash... Clearly spend that on hookers and rashers.

sheepsteeth

Andy B wrote:

£70 of party poppers and swap them with your Mrs' tampons

very nice. send me a link.

blister pus

could get a 12 month porn mag subscription, some sweets, a ruler and gadget to make you laugh when you come home

but they do some good online deals some times, i reckon any voucher code you've got should be transferable to online shop magic.

montevideoguy

WH Smith is a mentally overpriced shop. £1.49 for a 500ml bottle of irn bru... aye that'll be right!

Northwind

You can get a lot of string for £70.

sheepsteeth

this is true, and id walk past a grocers on my way to the shop too...................................

DCR00

who gave you £70 of WH Smith vouchers ? did you hurt them ?

sheepsteeth

i always get them from family and i always forget to spend the fuckers so when i found them this evening and realised they added up to a decent ammount, i thought it was time to get them spent, especially once i realised they can be spent online.

Raymondavalon

Ah, well I have £40 worth of Halfords vouchers left
Went to the local one hoping to find some tyres for the new build. Ended up buying 8x Presta valved tubes

Still got £40 to burn... HJALP!

The Northern Monkey

Do they do penny sweets?

cat_with_no_tail

Hookers and blow


clearly.

sheepsteeth

Cat With No Tail wrote:

Hookers and blow


clearly.

i'll blow you in a minute.

compo

You can buy halfords vouchers in Smiths and then you can buy bike related bits........







*Crap bike related bits

ashleymp777

Are there any other shops you can spend them in? Sometimes if thye're owned by a Group you can go else where.

Anonymous

Wander round their DVD section, then storm over to the till, asking where the pornography section is.
When they say there isn't, pretend to go into an insane rage.

Job done.

Gazlar

Or as its free money buy some scissors and some books and magazines and sit there cross legged in the middle of the floor cutting them up in front of their disbelieving faces, even better if you buy a pad of paper and a pritt stick you could sit there making ransom notes

Anonymous

Gazlar wrote:

if you buy a pad of paper and a pritt stick you could sit there making ransom notes

YES!!!!!!

Rindle

duck tape thats alwaqys useful. Especially if you buy lots of it after making the notes.