mattress help!

trail jacker

Hi all,

This isn't the butchest question on the go buuut... i was wondering if anyone knows how to get a stain out of a mattress? its a tea stain I think...

my landlord is a tight b*****d and will extortionately charge me if i cant get it out so any suggestions hugely appreciated

thanks!

Usually_Lurking

Flip the mattress over so that the stain is hidden?

supersonic

Dirty bugger.

Try a solution of bicarb of soda and water, and rub it in. Sponge off, repeat, dry with hairdrier.

And stop having sex when she's got the painters in.

tri-sexual

thats not a tea stain

montevideoguy

You farted and chocolate came out!!!

trail jacker

haha okay, to clarify, no bottom chocolate is involved. i think.
ha jokes, but yeah will give the bicarb a go, cheers supersonic!

projectsome

if you think it's a tea stain then chances are it's not. If you're unsure what kind it is, then someone's been sleeping in your bed. You should check your chair, and your favourite bowl too.


while you're there have a look for some blonde hairs on the bed, goldilocks might have been

montevideoguy

Just admit it...you're a "poo the bed"