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  • Pep
    Pep Posts: 501
    daviesee wrote:
    Pep wrote:
    you are obsessed about hose prices and celebrate when houses becomes more expensive.

    You obviously do a lot of gardening then? :wink:

    I didn't get it ... :shock: :?:
  • rake
    rake Posts: 3,204
    edited January 2011
    when you have no culture and cant identify with anything anymore and your sick of the 'ism' noun.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Pep wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    Pep wrote:
    you are obsessed about hose prices and celebrate when houses becomes more expensive.

    You obviously do a lot of gardening then? :wink:

    I didn't get it ... :shock: :?:

    Now?
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • mattshrops
    mattshrops Posts: 1,134
    might not be gardening could be a tights fetishist :shock:
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  • Tom BB
    Tom BB Posts: 1,001
    rake wrote:
    when you have no culture

    Wrong thread this should be in the 'You know you're Australian when.....' :)
  • Alain Quay
    Alain Quay Posts: 534
    And you take a hot water bottle on holidays with you. :lol:
  • Flasheart
    Flasheart Posts: 1,278
    daviesee wrote:
    Pep wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    Pep wrote:
    you are obsessed about hose prices and celebrate when houses becomes more expensive.

    You obviously do a lot of gardening then? :wink:

    I didn't get it ... :shock: :?:

    Now?

    Geez spell it out for the poor guy :lol:
    You mistyped HOUSE & spellled HOSE FGS Pep
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  • bexley5200
    bexley5200 Posts: 692
    you go out for a 1/2 hour ride in the country come back covered in mud and spend 1 1/2 hours washing polishing and oiling your bike
    going downhill slowly
  • term1te
    term1te Posts: 1,462
    You celebrate non-core asset divestment day on July 4th.
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Flasheart wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    Pep wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    Pep wrote:
    you are obsessed about hose prices and celebrate when houses becomes more expensive.

    You obviously do a lot of gardening then? :wink:

    I didn't get it ... :shock: :?:

    Now?

    Geez spell it out for the poor guy :lol:
    You mistyped HOUSE & spellled HOSE FGS Pep

    He didn't get it because he's dyslexic. He was moaning about the "shoe prices".
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Flasheart wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    Pep wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    Pep wrote:
    you are obsessed about hose prices and celebrate when houses becomes more expensive.

    You obviously do a lot of gardening then? :wink:

    I didn't get it ... :shock: :?:

    Now?

    Geez spell it out for the poor guy :lol:
    You mistyped HOUSE & spellled HOSE FGS Pep

    He didn't get it because he's dyslexic. He was moaning about the "shoe prices".

    If you suffer from daily sex, isn't it more likely that you'd be complaining about ''hoes' prices?''
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  • Pep
    Pep Posts: 501
    deptfordmarmoset wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Flasheart wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    Pep wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    Pep wrote:
    you are obsessed about hose prices and celebrate when houses becomes more expensive.

    You obviously do a lot of gardening then? :wink:

    I didn't get it ... :shock: :?:

    Now?

    Geez spell it out for the poor guy :lol:
    You mistyped HOUSE & spellled HOSE FGS Pep

    He didn't get it because he's dyslexic. He was moaning about the "shoe prices".

    If you suffer from daily sex, isn't it more likely that you'd be complaining about ''hoes' prices?''

    GOT IT! :P
    Better late than never :roll:
  • markyboy2005
    markyboy2005 Posts: 465
    Your complexion can be described as grey.

    Your knowledge of antiques via dodgy day time tv is second to none.

    Your local shop sells a magazine that is about fictional TV programmes (soaps) and in it there are articles discussing the impact of some bar maids advances toward the local fish monger (like its real)

    Page 3 - tits.
  • Alain Quay
    Alain Quay Posts: 534
    You go to Greece for a holiday, but spend it taking photos of commercial airlines
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