is this a dating forum now? :-)

welshkev
welshkev Posts: 9,690
edited January 2011 in The Crudcatcher
sorry big perm, you're probably a nice guy, but posting this in the womens section strikes me as desperate :lol: did you get any replies?

"Bit of a long shot but why the hell not nothing to lose, always thought it would be ace to meet a girl who rode (as long as she doesnt kick my ass). So if any of you lurvly dudettes are interested drop me a PM!

I am 32, live in heswall cheshire and do not have a big perm "

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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    Mmmmm, I love the smell of desperation in the afternoon.
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    I believe Andy's available. And easy.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    The fact he smells a bit like cabbage is a little offputting for most though.
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  • mossmotorsport
    mossmotorsport Posts: 356
    lol!!!!
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    classy! nothing like lazy dating!
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    :lol:

    I'm desperate, but even I have my limits!

    I look forward to what sort of response he gets

    *delves into the womens section*
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  • miss notax
    miss notax Posts: 2,572
    Oh dear boys..... :lol::lol::lol:
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    miss notax wrote:
    Oh dear boys..... :lol::lol::lol:

    were you tempted by his 'advert'? :lol:
  • miss notax
    miss notax Posts: 2,572
    Sadly I prefer my men with a big perm :wink::lol:
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away....

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  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    The 'I have just ordered thread'

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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    miss notax wrote:
    Sadly I prefer my men with a big perm :wink::lol:

    aahhhh, he was so close aswell :lol:
  • de rien
    de rien Posts: 84
    welshkev wrote:
    sorry big perm, you're probably a nice guy, but posting this in the womens section strikes me as desperate :lol: did you get any replies?

    "Bit of a long shot but why the hell not nothing to lose, always thought it would be ace to meet a girl who rode (as long as she doesnt kick my ass). So if any of you lurvly dudettes are interested drop me a PM!

    I am 32, live in heswall cheshire and do not have a big perm "

    I think he's more desperate than first thought, he's going for the sympathy vote but mistakenly left the 's' off the beginning of perm.
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    Hang on.... There's a woman's section? :shock: Who knew? There's like 4 woman on here and they have their own section???
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  • dodgy
    dodgy Posts: 2,890
    welshkev wrote:
    "I am 32, live in heswall cheshire and do not have a big perm "

    And Heswall is in Merseyside, people from Heswall hate having that pointed out to them :lol:
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    @welshkev you still haven't told us what you were doing trawling through the ladies section.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    He was looking for hints on where some of the ladies live, so he can follow them round supermarkets and department stores occasionally standing too close and just smelling them.
    Looks like a Kona
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    link for a laugh?
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Thats wrong, really wrong and really desperate, posting in the ladies section after a girlfriend..................






















    ...............does he not realise that they're all mingers :shock: :shock: :shock:

    (legal disclaimer, this is just a joke, I'm sure your personalities make up for the lack of looks ladies)
    (legal dislaimer 2 I'm joking also about the lack of looks, I'm sure you are all lovely and way out of big perm's league, so please don't take offence)
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  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    classy! nothing like lazy dating!

    I go on facebook and try to pull other mens wives :D
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Andy wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    classy! nothing like lazy dating!

    I go on facebook and try to pull other wives men :D
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    cooldad wrote:
    @welshkev you still haven't told us what you were doing trawling through the ladies section.

    ha ha, i um, was....ah..... :lol:

    i saw that one of the lads i ride with had posted there and went to read it.............. honest :lol:
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    welshkev wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    @welshkev you still haven't told us what you were doing trawling through the ladies section.

    ha ha, i um, was....ah..... :lol:

    i saw that one of the lads i ride with had posted there and went to read it.............. honest :lol:

    Was this after you "asked" him to help set you up on a date :lol:
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    projectsome wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    @welshkev you still haven't told us what you were doing trawling through the ladies section.

    ha ha, i um, was....ah..... :lol:

    i saw that one of the lads i ride with had posted there and went to read it.............. honest :lol:

    Was this after you "asked" him to help set you up on a date :lol:

    what meet girls from the internet? everyone knows there's no good looking girls who use the inter web :lol:

    *i'm joking of course :D
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    ha ha, this gets better, some one asked for a pic of him after, cough calling him a loser, cough:
    bigperm wrote:
    Meh, and i was going to get it shaved off this weekend too...

    sperm.jpg


    Pam darling, you really ought to get something for that cough :lol:
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Andy wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    classy! nothing like lazy dating!

    I go on facebook and try to pull other men:D
    I don't do smileys.

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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Andy wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    classy! nothing like lazy dating!

    I go on facebook and try to pull other mens wives :D
    You could well be in there my friend, she didnt complain :shock:
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Andy wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    classy! nothing like lazy dating!

    i join the police and sleep with politcians wives :D
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    welshkev wrote:
    Andy wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    classy! nothing like lazy dating!

    i join the police and sleep with politcians wives :D

    Quality! :lol:
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