Why do I only get hungry after the shops close?

whyamihere
whyamihere Posts: 7,719
edited January 2011 in The Crudcatcher
I always develop a ravenous hunger at around 10pm, which is when both Sainsbury's and the nearby corner shop close. I'm far, far too lazy to walk all the way to the 24 hour Tesco in Selly Oak.

Why does my stomach hate me?

And no, I don't want to go shopping before I get hungry. That's not the manly way of doing things.

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  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    The beauty of a car and a 24 hr asda round the corner!

    I hear the Tesco in Lichfield has nice workers ;) Would be a bit of a bike ride but worth it IMO
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    good thing about a freezer.

    Pizza time.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    Andy wrote:
    The beauty of a car and a 24 hr asda round the corner!

    I hear the Tesco in Lichfield has nice workers ;) Would be a bit of a bike ride but worth it IMO
    Tash?
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    whyamihere wrote:
    Andy wrote:
    The beauty of a car and a 24 hr asda round the corner!

    I hear the Tesco in Lichfield has nice workers ;) Would be a bit of a bike ride but worth it IMO
    Tash?

    I would.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Andy wrote:
    Lichfield

    my mum used to live there (as did i)
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    whyamihere wrote:
    Andy wrote:
    The beauty of a car and a 24 hr asda round the corner!

    I hear the Tesco in Lichfield has nice workers ;) Would be a bit of a bike ride but worth it IMO
    Tash?

    Who? :wink:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    whyamihere wrote:
    I always develop a ravenous hunger at around 10pm,
    Sounds like the munchies. Either lay off the grass, or smoke it sooner, OR, get a bigger fridge freezer.
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    Mmm

    Roast Vegs and goats cheese pizza drizzled with Honey.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    nicklouse wrote:
    Mmm

    Roast Vegs and goats cheese pizza drizzled with Honey.
    You been on the grass too?
    Mind you, that does sounds awesome
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  • I always kept a supply of ingredients to do home made pizza. Feeling a bit hungry? bish bash bosh and we have awesome home made pizza
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  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    The clever thing to do is to have a selection of snacks hidden around your room. I have various bits from crisps, biscuits, chocolate etc.
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    Kitty wrote:
    The clever thing to do is to have a selection of snacks hidden around your room. I have various bits from crisps, biscuits, chocolate etc.
    Yes, but as you know, I revert to the mental level of a retarded 5 year old when I know that there's snacks in the room. 5 minutes later I'll be sat in the middle of the floor with empty packets all around me with a massive grin on my face while clapping and giggling.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    whyamihere wrote:
    Kitty wrote:
    The clever thing to do is to have a selection of snacks hidden around your room. I have various bits from crisps, biscuits, chocolate etc.
    Yes, but as you know, I revert to the mental level of a retarded 5 year old when I know that there's snacks in the room. 5 minutes later I'll be sat in the middle of the floor with empty packets all around me with a massive grin on my face while clapping and giggling.
    Definitely stoned.
    Or my Scottish Doppelganger, worryingly.
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    Scottish?
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    whyamihere wrote:
    Kitty wrote:
    The clever thing to do is to have a selection of snacks hidden around your room. I have various bits from crisps, biscuits, chocolate etc.
    Yes, but as you know, I revert to the mental level of a retarded 5 year old when I know that there's snacks in the room. 5 minutes later I'll be sat in the middle of the floor with empty packets all around me with a massive grin on my face while clapping and giggling.

    After witnessing it so many time you'd think I'd of remember. :p
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    whyamihere wrote:
    Scottish?
    Now I'm confusing you with someone else. hmm.
    Sorry. :oops:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Andy wrote:
    The beauty of a car and a 24 hr asda round the corner!

    I hear the Tesco in Lichfield has nice workers ;) Would be a bit of a bike ride but worth it IMO

    after visiting there I would have to agree very well staffed. Cafe Nero had nice girls too in Lichfield itself
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    lichfield is full of hot chicks, lord knows where they all were when i was growing up there.
  • D-Cyph3r
    D-Cyph3r Posts: 847
    lichfield is full of hot chicks, lord knows where they all were when i was growing up there.

    In a ditch with their heads facing backwards?



    Anyways, there should always be a couple of emergency tins of baked beans in back of the cupboard. ALWAYS.