Jens Voigt Facts

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  • sonny73
    sonny73 Posts: 2,203
    :lol: very good
  • schweiz
    schweiz Posts: 1,644
    Jens was a math prodigy in elementary school, putting "Attack!" in every blank space on all his tests. It would be the wrong answer for everybody else, but Jens is able to solve any problem by attacking.

    :lol:
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  • k-dog
    k-dog Posts: 1,652
    Jens Voigt has never been in a breakaway but he has successfully dropped the peleton on a number of occasions.

    Jens Voigt's Suitcase of Courage will not fit in the overhead compartment.

    :lol:
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  • Gazzaputt
    Gazzaputt Posts: 3,227
    Jens Voigt = legend
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    My favourite, if a little tasteless -
    Jens Voigt will never have a heart attack. Jens Voigt's heart isn't stupid enough to attack him
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  • allaction
    allaction Posts: 209
    Jens Voight doesn't cheat death, he wins fair and square!
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    It's a little bizzare this Jens obsession.

    There are plenty of better riders, who have similar do-or-die mentalities.
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,207
    Yeah but they haven't been doing it so long.
  • secretsqirrel
    secretsqirrel Posts: 2,041
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    It's a little bizzare this Jens obsession.

    There are plenty of better riders, who have similar do-or-die mentalities.

    Indeed.

    This one is a favourite of mine:- :lol:

    http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=8824
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    Pross wrote:
    Yeah but they haven't been doing it so long.

    Jens hasn't been doing it for a while either.

    His waining powers are hiding under the banner 'staying in the peleton helping my teammates', but I havn't seen him burn out half the peleton on a 100% effort on the front with 60km to go for years.

    I don't doubt he has serious talismanic qualities that are probably more use than his legs, but he can't actually do anything than 90% of the pros can do in the peleton, legs wise.

    His being German with an Arnie style accent and soundbites probably makes him a favourite.

    "Shut-up legs" etc.
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  • Tom BB
    Tom BB Posts: 1,001
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    It's a little bizzare this Jens obsession.

    There are plenty of better riders, who have similar do-or-die mentalities.

    Its just a laugh isn't it? Bit of a persona etc and it just makes for a quite appealing figure for us mere wanabee cyclists :D

    My favourite is the one about him dropping his shadow :D
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    Tom BB wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    It's a little bizzare this Jens obsession.

    There are plenty of better riders, who have similar do-or-die mentalities.

    Its just a laugh isn't it? Bit of a persona etc and it just makes for a quite appealing figure for us mere wanabee cyclists :D

    My favourite is the one about him dropping his shadow :D

    It is, i like it. It's just a lil odd!
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  • emadden
    emadden Posts: 2,431
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    It's a little bizzare this Jens obsession.

    There are plenty of better riders, who have similar do-or-die mentalities.

    Yeah... like Svein Tuft :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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  • samiam
    samiam Posts: 227
    Jens Voigt has never made an attempt at the hour record because he could do it in less than 60 minutes.

    bwahahaha :D:D

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