Britains Fattest Man

ali$tair

C4 now...

So funny watching him roll around in bed trying to move....like the michelin man with his clothes off!!

bails87

This has already been discussed.

ali$tair

Haha

AndyD2574

I have an easy solution for him.....................


STOP EATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..................and STOP CRYING!!

..............now do you want chips with that!!

Dan Dare

Angered me when he threw a tantrum after hearing his £700 a week care package was being slashed in half. The fat prick looked like he spent at least half of it on KFC every week anyway.

And WTF were his 'carers' feeding him? Have they not heard of salads? He was stuck on his bed for years, it's not like he was getting up in the middle of the night and raiding the fridge!

TheNorthernTrain

i wanna know where he was getting all the money for food.

I might claim i have an eating addiction if the nhs will pay for me to have a pack of bacon everyday, forget the other shit, i can barely afford a pack of bacon a week!

sheepsteeth

bails87 wrote:

This has already been discussed.

no, that would have been a show called britains most legendary shoulders.

ewizzy1977

Look, I know I'm fat, but I'm trying yeah :oops:

ste_t

Hard to feel sorry for the whiney fecker crying all the time, no wonder he had no friends!

qwerty1982

Claim to fame, I live in Ipswich..... Hmm not really some thing I should be shouting about!!!!

Raymondavalon

bails87 wrote:

This has already been discussed.

LMFAO!

Anonymous

Once he got to a certain level of fatness, how did he actually manage to get TO any food to eat it?
Sod helping him, they should just shoot him, and sell the blubber to the Whaling ships.

bails87

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Once he got to a certain level of fatness, how did he actually manage to get TO any food to eat it?
Sod helping him, they should just shoot him, and sell the blubber to the Whaling ships.

I asme people keep bringing him vats of lard to chow down on.

It reminds of a similar thing I saw about americans. One was in a similar position, maybe 18 years old, too fat to move, stuck in bed. And his mum kept bringing him huge sandwiches packed with ham and mayo and "cheese", with a nice big milkshake to go with it. And some chocolate.

Then 10 minutes later she'd be crying because she was so worried about how fat he was, and how likely he was to die. :?

STOP FEEDING HIM THEN!!! :roll:

Anonymous

Too bloody right. Just give him water - he's got enough fat reserved to keep a small (or large, actually) town alive for a century.

bails87

Roll them into caves and use them as food stores in case of a nuclear attack!

Raymondavalon

Double post, so as below..

Raymondavalon

BRITAIN'S FATTEST MAN BLAMES THE NHS FOR HIS OBESITY



BRITAIN'S fattest man, who once weighed 70 stone, is planning to sue the NHS for his weight gain, it was revealed today.
Paul Mason, 50, received life-saving gastric surgery in 2009 which reduced his weight to a comparitively small 37 stone but he claims he was not given the right medical advice before it became to late.

The former postman, who ­consumed 20,000 calories a day, eight times as much as the average man, said he sought help from his GP after ballooning to 30 stone.
But instead of receiving help to manage his weight, he said he was told in 1996 to: 'Ride your bike more'.
His care, which cost UK taxpayers an estimated £100,000 a year and topped £1million in 2009 included a specially made reinforced ambulance to carry Mr Mason to hospital.

Mr Mason also adds that he was sent to a dietician, rather than the eating disorders specialist he had asked to see, after his weight hit 64 stone.

He told a tabloid newspaper: "I want to set a precedent so no one else has to get to the same size - and to put something back into society."
An NHS spokesman said of the purported lawsuit: "As we have not heard from Mr Mason, it would be inappropriate to speculate."

At the time of Mr Mason's operation, Matthew ­Elliott, of the TaxPayers’ Alliance said such patients should contribute to the cost of their surgery.

He said: “Sad though it is, this is clearly unfair to other NHS users, who will bear the brunt of subsequent cuts.

“Why should some people who have done their best to stay healthy miss out on life-saving drugs when others get huge amounts spent on them

Read more: Clicky

Stevo_666

I feel sorry for whoever has to wipe his ar$e every day.

The solution is easy - if he can't walk, give him nout but water and a few vitamin pills until he's lost enough weight to get up and walk. Unforunately the fat fecker will probably walk straight to the fridge, and back to square one. Might be easier to drop him in the sea near Norway or Japan :twisted:

schmako

If it were even 100 years ago he'd be left for dead. I wish it was the same today. I hate obesity more than Russell Brand, and thats quite a damn lot!

bails87

Raymondavalon
Was the story in any real newspapers?

As for this:

he sought help from his GP after ballooning to 30 stone.
But instead of receiving help to manage his weight, he said he was told in 1996 to: 'Ride your bike more'.

Have a quick look at this: http://theamazing39stonecyclist.wordpress.com/

A guy from the commuting forum, weighed almost 40 stone, now down to something like 13.
From:
to: EDIT:Giant photo removed!

So he could of done it,but noooooo. You're overweight, you ask for help, the GP tells you to exercise, so you go "nah, think I'll eat a metric f&*kton of lard instead" and then piss and moan about it...... :roll:

sheepsteeth

that guy was amazing, he worked so hard and look at wht he achieved, awesome stuff.

as for the fucker in the bed, fair play, eating and sleeping is a nice way to spend the occasional weekend when you've had one of those week, but he does it even more than me!!

whyamihere

I watched this last night. The meals he was shown eating even after the operation would have had me feeling full up well before I was finished. He was shown buying vegetables, saying his diet was now healthy. It doesn't matter how healthy it is if you're shoving that much of it into your face.

I read of a study that was done (can't remember the source, so I can't quote it) where a morbidly obese person was given just water and vitamins, to see how long he survived with his body just digesting his fat. I'm pretty sure he lasted over a year, before they stopped it because he'd returned to a relatively normal weight. This fat fecker could have been put on that diet.

Also, while he was in hospital and on a crash diet to try to get him a little bit less heavy to make the operation easier, his weight dropped pretty significantly. This is after he'd claimed that diets don't work for him...

Utter waste of flesh (and lots of it).

d87heaven

He lives not far from me in a new build flat specially built for him. My ex mother in law used to be a carer, she reckons he used to order takeaway and get it delivered to his bed.
Thing is how did he afford to eat 20,000 calories a day? Average person has 2500 so thats 6 days worth of food per day. Fat cnut should be shot.
I lkike the way he blames evry one but himself for his fatness, I notice he didn't mention the reason for him losing his job the thieving fat git.

Stevo_666

I'd like to drop by his house and offer him ' a waffer thin mint'.

gb155

bails87 wrote:

Raymondavalon
Was the story in any real newspapers?

As for this:

he sought help from his GP after ballooning to 30 stone.
But instead of receiving help to manage his weight, he said he was told in 1996 to: 'Ride your bike more'.

Have a quick look at this: http://theamazing39stonecyclist.wordpress.com/

A guy from the commuting forum, weighed almost 40 stone, now down to something like 13.
From:
to: EDIT:Giant photo removed!

So he could of done it,but noooooo. You're overweight, you ask for help, the GP tells you to exercise, so you go "nah, think I'll eat a metric f&*kton of lard instead" and then wee-wee and moan about it...... :roll:

Thanks for the plug

BUT

This pic would have been better LOL



PS, I felt sorry for him, till I read he had a bike and was told to ride it

Anonymous

Never seen you before on these forums, gb155 (I tend to stick to the crudcatcher except when I accidentally venture on to other parts), but wow, good for you , man!

Stevo_666

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Never seen you before on these forums, gb155 (I tend to stick to the crudcatcher except when I accidentally venture on to other parts), but wow, good for you , man!

+1, that's impressive gb155. I had seen some of your earlier pics but if you carry on like this there'll be nothing left of you soon!

sheepsteeth

its a while since i saw your last pictures but that is an amazing transformation, very inspirational.

gb155

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Never seen you before on these forums, gb155 (I tend to stick to the crudcatcher except when I accidentally venture on to other parts), but wow, good for you , man!

TBH I never tend to leave the Commuting form either

Thanks for your comment

Gaz

gb155

Stevo 666 wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Never seen you before on these forums, gb155 (I tend to stick to the crudcatcher except when I accidentally venture on to other parts), but wow, good for you , man!

+1, that's impressive gb155. I had seen some of your earlier pics but if you carry on like this there'll be nothing left of you soon!

Thats the plan mate

gb155

sheepsteeth wrote:

its a while since i saw your last pictures but that is an amazing transformation, very inspirational.

Thanks Dude, appreciate that.