what laptop 3

micksjoiner

whats ur laptop

montevideoguy

You been on the buckie?

micksjoiner

just going to hit the booze

sheepsteeth

i once knew a bloke who was a guard commander one night when a fuckload of gurkhas got shyters on buckfast then got into the female accomodation and were running around in their little red pants shouting "buckfast make me fuckfast!"

the guard were sent to turf them out but it was likened to trying to catch a load of bars of soap in the shower, the slippery little devils were like acrobats and impossible to catch.

in summary, buckie sounds like powerful stuff and i approve.

montevideoguy

Buckfast...glorified piss water. Has helped to completely destroy the town I grew up in.

sheepsteeth

well, it has worked then, thats one more non english man who has left these shores for somewhere else.

montevideoguy

sheepsteeth wrote:

well, it has worked then, thats one more non english man who has left these shores for somewhere else.

...to be replaced by some Polish/Iraqi/Afghan chap no doubt who'll "sponge the system" which you'll have to pay for.

Raymondavalon

I don't have a laptop, I use a MacBook Pro :twisted:

Cferg

Jakey juice !