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  • What that advert doesn't show is that just after the dog and woman cuddle they start to get naughty and it just ends up getting a bit x-rated involving all sorts of bondage gear and the dog pooing in the woman's face.


    THAT is the power of bacon!
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  • VWsurfbumVWsurfbum Posts: 7,959
    they taste like frazels ......... ive heard :oops:
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  • El CapitanoEl Capitano Posts: 13,671
    TBH, they don't taste like bacon. Not that I've tried them or anything... :oops:

    And, if we're talking dog food, then you ca't beat a good old faithful Boneo biscuit. I emailed Purina to enquire what the sugar content in them was. Stupid people replied saying they have no sugar, so were suitable to give a dog on a restricted diet. I mean, who then hell buys them for their dogs? :shock:
  • forcuttyforcutty Posts: 1,055
    If El Cap was a dog...
    he'd have been put down several hundred years ago :lol:
  • El CapitanoEl Capitano Posts: 13,671
    forcutty wrote:
    If El Cap was a dog...
    he'd have been put down several hundred years ago :lol:

    I don't bite anymore! :twisted:
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,874
    forcutty wrote:
    If El Cap was a dog...
    he'd have been put down several hundred years ago :lol:

    I don't bite anymore! :twisted:

    Teeth fallen out?
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    old faithful Boneo biscuit.
    The guy from U2 makes biscuits? I guess it's one way to feed the starving ethiopian kids or whatever mission he's on now.
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