Turkey.

The Northern Monkey
The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,174
edited December 2010 in The Crudcatcher
Why do we eat turkey on such an awesome day?
It smells horrid
It tastes horrid
it seems to last forever
its horrid.

I'd much rather a tasty roast pork with loads of crackling :(

AND I have to sit through 2 christmas dinners too.

fecking turkey :(
Santa Cruz Butcher

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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    i had christmas dinner today.

    made chicken instead of turkey, pork and rib of beef.

    i now have about 2 weeks worth of meat in the freezer!!
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,174
    i'd much rather chicken...

    I have christmas dinner tomorrow and sunday, bleurgh.
    Santa Cruz Butcher
  • CommencalQueen
    CommencalQueen Posts: 60
    My son and I are having Angus beef burgers, in extra large buns, salad and curly fries for our Christmas dinner, then Belgian waffles and ice-cream for afters.

    Non, nom ... :wink:
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  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,174
    oh... but BACON sw in the morning is always well recieved.

    I went out and purchased 12 crusty rolls for bacons tomorrow.
    Santa Cruz Butcher
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Our contribution to lunch tomorrow

    12cc1e0e.jpg

    Mother in law's bringing a goose and leg of pork.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    The Northern Monkey wrote:
    Why do we eat turkey on such an awesome day?
    It smells horrid
    It tastes horrid
    it seems to last forever
    its horrid.

    I'd much rather a tasty roast pork with loads of crackling :(

    AND I have to sit through 2 christmas dinners too.

    fecking turkey :(

    +potato on all the above points, especially points 3 + 4

    Tomorrow is a strange day as I am flying to Strasbourg, so for the first time in many, many years, no Christmas lunch for me..
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,174
    Raymondavalon
    might get a turkey sw on the flight? lol
    Santa Cruz Butcher
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    The Northern Monkey wrote:
    Raymondavalon
    might get a turkey sw on the flight? lol

    Airline food sux0rz

    TBH when I do the long haul flights I always stop at BK first, but a Double Whopper or Double Angus and slip it into my laptop bag. When the food trolley comes around I hand my BK to the hostess and ask her to reheat it for me.

    Hopefully my double Air France flight schedule tomorrow will have something decent to nibble, like a nubile French air hostess with legs to die for, a stomach so firm that you can true disc rotors on it, boobs you can hang DT Swiss wheels on and an ass so firm you could park the front wheel of a big heady DH rig between the cheeks :wink:
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • submityournentries
    submityournentries Posts: 912
    could be worse, im stuck with my vegetarian family, so you'se are all very lucky :)

    on the plus side got a nice big bottle of sourz so not gonna be sober for the day :) goody :)
    Ragley Blue Pig
  • forcutty
    forcutty Posts: 1,055
    submityournentries wrote:
    could be worse, im stuck with my vegetarian family, so you'se are all very lucky :)

    on the plus side got a nice big bottle of sourz so not gonna be sober for the day :) goody :)
    Wake up and make some bacon sarnies first thing :wink:
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    submityournentries wrote:
    could be worse, im stuck with my vegetarian family, so you'se are all very lucky :)

    on the plus side got a nice big bottle of sourz so not gonna be sober for the day :) goody :)

    do they not like you to eat meat?
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • submityournentries
    submityournentries Posts: 912
    they dont mind, but as its just me whos a vege, its a massive chore organising a big chunk of the meal myself, so i just become a vegetarian during holidays and then when i am at uni i return to normality :)
    Ragley Blue Pig
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    submityournentries wrote:
    could be worse, im stuck with my vegetarian family, so you'se are all very lucky :)

    How much are hitmen nowadays?
  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    goooooose, only way to go
  • ste_t
    ste_t Posts: 1,599
    Christmas food & drink is thoroughly planned already (turkey sucks balls)

    Bacon sandwich

    Glenfiddich 12 yr

    Slow roast belly pork

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    More Glenfiddich.

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  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    We do chicken. Did duck once, that was good. Simple rule, if you wouldn't eat it any other day of the year why have it today?
    Uncompromising extremist
  • weescott
    weescott Posts: 453
    nutloaf for me....today...nom nom
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    The Northern Monkey wrote:
    Why do we eat turkey on such an awesome day?
    It smells horrid
    It tastes horrid
    it seems to last forever
    its horrid.

    I'd much rather a tasty roast pork with loads of crackling :(

    AND I have to sit through 2 christmas dinners too.

    fecking turkey :(
    Meh, you're not cooking it right. Cover it with bacon so it stays moist, but still cooks through.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    submityournentries wrote:
    could be worse, im stuck with my vegetarian family, so you'se are all very lucky :)
    Me and El Cap are coming to the house to kill you all, by drowning you in bacon fat.
  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,174
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    moist
    Santa Cruz Butcher

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