You must be psychic

MichaelW
MichaelW Posts: 2,164
edited December 2010 in The bottom bracket
My local job centre is advertising for psychics. I think it's for some premium telephone line service.
I dont even know where to start.

Just imagine the interview.
Q1. Have you got the job.
A. I dont know yet
WRONG

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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    MichaelW wrote:
    My local job centre is advertising for psychics. I think it's for some premium telephone line service.
    I dont even know where to start.
    Just imagine the interview.
    Q1. Have you got the job.
    A. I dont know yet
    WRONG

    FAIL :wink:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • schlepcycling
    schlepcycling Posts: 1,614
    Why do they need to advertise?, wouldn't a psychic know that the jobs were available!!!!
    'Hello to Jason Isaacs'
  • Buckled_Rims
    Buckled_Rims Posts: 1,648
    Yeah, and I bet they think those jobcentre consoles are electronic crystal balls.
    CAAD9
    Kona Jake the Snake
    Merlin Malt 4
  • Monty Dog
    Monty Dog Posts: 20,614
    It's like when you see those "Psychic Fair" signs - if they were that good, why would they need to advertise?
    Make mine an Italian, with Campagnolo on the side..
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    I was about to start a thread on this but couldn't be bothered as I knew someone else would.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    I knew this would happen.
  • -spider-
    -spider- Posts: 2,548
    I could see that one coming !
    -Spider-
  • holmeboy
    holmeboy Posts: 674
    I predict you'll all be doing a lot of cycling in 2011.
  • Tonymufc
    Tonymufc Posts: 1,016
    Any chance of some winning lotto numbers then? :D
  • holmeboy
    holmeboy Posts: 674
    I predict the number 5 will be the lucky dip sometime in the future.

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