viciously attacked in the night
mkirby
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My other half is over from Strasbourg, 1st night back, 3 am she sits bolt upright turns and flops onto the other side of the bed.
The problem is my face was between her head and the pillow. I now have a busted nose and a bed that looks like a small pig had been slaughtered.
Oh and my heating packed up.
I hate Christmas.
She better be making me Madeline's in the morning as im WFH.
The problem is my face was between her head and the pillow. I now have a busted nose and a bed that looks like a small pig had been slaughtered.
Oh and my heating packed up.
I hate Christmas.
She better be making me Madeline's in the morning as im WFH.
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she hit you so hard she broke your heating? :shock:
I would advise you to never cheat on her
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Haha... you got beaten up by a girl... and it didn't even take any effort on her part.
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Not from Glasgow is she ? I understand that's regarded as a fond greeting0
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I punched my husband in the face while I was asleep on Sunday morning. You are not alone.0
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My gf just loves to throw her arms up above her head when she's sleeping. I've taken an elbow to the face on a couple of occasions.FCN - 10
Cannondale Bad Boy Solo with baggies.0 -
mkirby wrote:My other half is over from Strasbourg, 1st night back, 3 am she sits bolt upright turns and flops onto the other side of the bed.
The problem is my face was between her head and the pillow. I now have a busted nose and a bed that looks like a small pig had been slaughtered.
Oh and my heating packed up.
I hate Christmas.
She better be making me Madeline's in the morning as im WFH.
I am so sick of hearing about boilers and heating systems......
Bad luck on the nose old boy, suggest wearing your cycle helmet in bed....over your face, that'll be really romantic.0 -
hatbeard wrote:she hit you so hard she broke your heating? :shock:
I would advise you to never cheat on her 0 -
I woke up this morning to find my legs all cut up. Must have stumbled into something the other night.
On the plus side as the house is cold she decided to get up early and start baking french, german and Italian goodies. I cant eat them till saturday though
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Cafewanda wrote:mkirby wrote:I woke up this morning to find my legs all cut up. Must have stumbled into something the other night.(
What on earth goes on in your home? :shock:
You did remember to get her a present didn't you?
Yes i remembered, i got hers way back in August. Its the kind of present that allows all previous mis demeanours to be forgotten.0 -
mkirby wrote:Cafewanda wrote:mkirby wrote:I woke up this morning to find my legs all cut up. Must have stumbled into something the other night.(
What on earth goes on in your home? :shock:
You did remember to get her a present didn't you?
Yes i remembered, i got hers way back in August. Its the kind of present that allows all previous mis demeanours to be forgotten.
restraining order?Hat + Beard0 -
hatbeard wrote:mkirby wrote:Cafewanda wrote:mkirby wrote:I woke up this morning to find my legs all cut up. Must have stumbled into something the other night.(
What on earth goes on in your home? :shock:
You did remember to get her a present didn't you?
Yes i remembered, i got hers way back in August. Its the kind of present that allows all previous mis demeanours to be forgotten.
restraining order? 0 -
....Mrs V has been known to fling her arms about in the night - she also dings me in the face as she is 'putting her arms around me for a cuddle'........!0
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mkirby wrote:Cafewanda wrote:mkirby wrote:I woke up this morning to find my legs all cut up. Must have stumbled into something the other night.(
What on earth goes on in your home? :shock:
You did remember to get her a present didn't you?
Yes i remembered, i got hers way back in August. Its the kind of present that allows all previous mis demeanours to be forgotten.
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