Ever wanted to fondle virtual woman? Now YOU can!!!!

freehub
freehub Posts: 4,257
edited December 2010 in The bottom bracket
http://www.reghardware.com/2010/12/21/k ... ndle_game/


Developed by the Austrians, is a fondle game for the Kinect, for Windows.
NSFW Getting down for some 'hot coffee' action isn't going to happen on the Xbox 360, at least not with the Kinect motion control system and not with Microsoft's say-so.

Borrowing the moral police helmet from Apple, Microsoft last night said that a protoype Austrian "sex game interface" based on the hand-tracking Xbox add-on will never be published with its sanction.

:lol::lol:

Personally I think it's a weird and stupid idea.

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  • AndyF16
    AndyF16 Posts: 506
    How unutterably sad is that? Mind you they're a bit odd/repressed in the land of Fritzl :roll:
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  • Nah then, I'm no prude but what possible purpose could "fondling" a virtual woman serve, It's beyond my ken. :?
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  • neilo23
    neilo23 Posts: 783
    Austria's full of gorgeous women, but I suppose if you're sitting in your room writing computer games like this you'll never get a chance to do something remotely similar to a real one.
  • neilo23
    neilo23 Posts: 783
    Or posting here :lol:
  • a_n_t
    a_n_t Posts: 2,011
    never, got a real life one sat right here!
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  • neilo23
    neilo23 Posts: 783
    Wow! A REAL one? I'm jealous :-) My (probably ex) girlfriend'll be on tv later tonight, sitting in the audience at a show. Does that mean she'll be my virtual girlfriend? I won't fondle the telly. Probably.
  • Ron Stuart
    Ron Stuart Posts: 1,242
    They get stuck in the snow at lot....... Oops :o
  • Gazzaputt
    Gazzaputt Posts: 3,227
    And how did one come across this site?
  • Gazzaputt wrote:
    And how did one come across this site?

    I think you will be better off re-phrasing that question :shock: :shock:

    :lol:
  • TommyEss
    TommyEss Posts: 1,855
    Haha - it's like Addams's Family Porn...

    "Thing... Get off her!"
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  • timb64
    timb64 Posts: 248
    Saddest thing since Leisure Suit Larry!!
  • That made me feel sad..... :(
  • rhext
    rhext Posts: 1,639
    I think they should show more pictures so that we can better understand the fury they've stirred!
  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    Gazzaputt wrote:
    And how did one come across this site?

    The Register is a popular news website.

    I found it by typing into Google "virtual fondling techniques". :lol: Not really lol.
  • Ollieda
    Ollieda Posts: 1,010
    timb64 wrote:
    Saddest thing since Leisure Suit Larry!!

    Nothing wrong with that quality series of games!
  • trekhead
    trekhead Posts: 626
    Feckin world`s gone mad :roll:
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