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sheepsteeth
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whats on the agenda? im still a bit hungover from fridays all dayer. im definately never drinking again.
im off to walk the hounds in the snow, i need to clean up the smashed christmas decorations that my now much more healthy after her surgery dog has been eating (the bottom 2 feet of my tree are bare due to her enjoying to eat the decs)
then im going to try and recover a bit.
wife RE i still in london, the hospital squared her some accomodation due to her not being able to get to work with the snow so i am very much enjoying sitting in peace and silence.
whats on the agenda? im still a bit hungover from fridays all dayer. im definately never drinking again.
im off to walk the hounds in the snow, i need to clean up the smashed christmas decorations that my now much more healthy after her surgery dog has been eating (the bottom 2 feet of my tree are bare due to her enjoying to eat the decs)
then im going to try and recover a bit.
wife RE i still in london, the hospital squared her some accomodation due to her not being able to get to work with the snow so i am very much enjoying sitting in peace and silence.
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It's 10.19 and I'm due to for a meet up for some riding at 10.30 and I'm sat here in underpants eating porridge and drinking tea.....I'm not sure things are going to happen toady0
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blister pus wrote:It's 10.19 and I'm due to for a meet up for some riding at 10.30 and I'm sat here in underpants eating porridge and drinking tea.....I'm not sure things are going to happen toady
nice, i love sitting in my pants .0 -
I'm rocking Assassins Creed Brotherhood at the moment. Absolutely fcking legendary game of the very highest order. If the others in the series are even half as good, they'll be getting bought in the sales.
Later I may go play in the snow again. Currently just hoping the side streets from the main road to our house are clear by tomorrow so our Tesco shopping gets delivered. Not liking the idea of having to go into Tesco next week to try and get the shopping myself.
roads are driveable, but not sure I'd fancy it in one of those box vans they drive, especially the steep hill we live on.0 -
Just got home, feeling way spaced out, which isn't such a bad thing. Going to go grab some food at the mrs' grandmas house, then come back and go into hibernation until tomorrow. Was a lean bean until about 4:30 am, watched inception then passed out. Woke up 2 hours later to catch a train back home, and now absolutely dead.
Bike bits have been bought, so have some nice shiny bling to boot at the moment, which is always a plus!0 -
Cat With No Tail wrote:I'm rocking Assassins Creed Brotherhood at the moment. Absolutely fcking legendary game of the very highest order. If the others in the series are even half as good, they'll be getting bought in the sales..
Have you played the other ones?
I completed the last one 100%, funking brilliant series.0 -
Feck! I am not well today, think I got me a common cold. Had a Lemsip and am going to spend the day indoors watching telly.
I will cunjer up a good solid lunch today and may dabble in a ghost chili supper to fight off these snivels0 -
The Northern Monkey wrote:Cat With No Tail wrote:I'm rocking Assassins Creed Brotherhood at the moment. Absolutely fcking legendary game of the very highest order. If the others in the series are even half as good, they'll be getting bought in the sales..
Have you played the other ones?
I completed the last one 100%, funking brilliant series.
Not played the others yet. Mate of mine has been round and had a go on this one though and he says it's even better than the others.
Just blown away by how much I'm enjoying playing it. All the other games I have pretty much never get played.
I've spent AGES playing this, and am making good progress, but I'm still nowhere near finished. It's just immense.
The only thing is the online play. Tried having a go last night and couldn't find any games to join. I imagine that's partly down to it being 8pm on a sat evening and that'll be about the busyest time though.0 -
Nah, aparently Xbox online for the UK is crap... no one to join to ever!
Do you still have to find the Assassins Tombs?
That was my favorite bit!0 -
Just had a lovely bowlshattering poo and now I'm off to work, emptied and well wiped. Several hours there then the decision on whether to drive to Milford Haven tonight or whether to wait until the morn. I'd favour tonight though and take my time.
Any traffic updates from our South Wales correspondants would be gratefully received0 -
The Northern Monkey wrote:Nah, aparently Xbox online for the UK is crap... no one to join to ever!
Do you still have to find the Assassins Tombs?
That was my favorite bit!
Not played that one yet. I've only got brotherhood.
Planning on getting all the others off fleabay shortly though.0 -
Gazlar wrote:Just had a lovely bowlshattering poo
we had a discussion at work the other day about actually honestly enjoying a sh1t.
as far as we could figure, if you "enjoy" a sh1t, the actualy feeling of a big sh1t leaving your bumhole, you would probably enjoy the feeling of a man pulling his obvious out of your necesary.0 -
sheepsteeth - Can I come work with you?
Nobody talks much where I work, unless it's work related. Bunch of miserable cnuts.0 -
if you're holding a massive one it's the expulsion and relief factor directly after that's the joy of a big dump, so i'm not sure that holds true. I'm pretty sure there's a very mild endorphin kick between the holding and expelling ....he said taking his glasses off gazing upwards to ponder.0
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we have basicly figured out everything in the world during the nearly 14 years ive been serving.
for example, do you know why people like bananas? its because they like the shape.0 -
blister pus wrote:if you're holding a massive one it's the expulsion and relief factor directly after that's the joy of a big dump, so i'm not sure that holds true. I'm pretty sure there's a very mild endorphin kick between the holding and expelling ....he said taking his glasses off gazing upwards to ponder.
either way, you are enjoying the feeling of somthing big and dick shaped leaving your obvious, i reckon it would feel similar to a necessary being pulled out with a loud grunt.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:we have basicly figured out everything in the world during the nearly 14 years ive been serving.
for example, do you know why people like bananas? its because they like the shape.
A guy at my old work used to eat a banana the wrong way round with his pinky pointing out.
He was most definately a poof.0 -
The Northern Monkey wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:we have basicly figured out everything in the world during the nearly 14 years ive been serving.
for example, do you know why people like bananas? its because they like the shape.
A guy at my old work used to eat a banana the wrong way round with his pinky pointing out.
He was most definitely a poof.
it doesnt suprise me in the least. as far as im concerned, if you really eat bananas because you like the taste: you should do so with a knife and fork.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:Gazlar wrote:Just had a lovely bowlshattering poo
we had a discussion at work the other day about actually honestly enjoying a sh1t.
as far as we could figure, if you "enjoy" a sh1t, the actualy feeling of a big sh1t leaving your bumhole, you would probably enjoy the feeling of a man pulling his obvious out of your necesary.
Or indeed Lisa Riley's finger :shock:0 -
Cat With No Tail i think if you're going to play the others, you may as well play them in the right order. That way the story makes more sense, but you'll find the game play very similar.
I really like being able to send other assassins in to do the dirty work in some occasions :twisted: Calling your horse is good, but can be irritatin too when it then follows you around if you did it by accidentIt takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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Oh, and the online multiplayer is w4nk. If it says it's looking for other players, and then just stays on it, leave the queue and start again, it usually catches onto one almost straight away. I'm not a fan though, I think it could have been designed a lot better.It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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I relatively often have bananas mashed up and in a sandwich...0
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whyamihere wrote:I relatively often have bananas mashed up and in a sandwich...
Is that a euphamism for "you often get sexed in a Gary Lucy way?"0 -
Yep. His big banana gets mashed up between my two white buns.0
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whyamihere wrote:Yep. His big banana gets mashed up between my two white buns.
knew it.0 -
one of the sturgeon from my pond is not well, probably worm aids.
i came out to check the pond this morning and found it upside down so i poked it a bit and it was moving and breathing so it was alive but it could be worm aids so it's in teh kitchen in a bucket with saltwater and that should help it a bit, but lets just say it doesn't quite fit in the bucket0 -
jay12 wrote:but lets just say it doesn't quite fit in the bucket
thats like my knob that.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:jay12 wrote:but lets just say it doesn't quite fit in the bucket
thats like my knob that.0 -
shouldn't have moved it from the pond in this weather they go into virtual stasis, you being 12 and moving it has more than likely signed it's death warrant, specially if you've warmed it up and shove it back in an icy pond, fuck it's metabolism right up......murderer0
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blister pus wrote:shouldn't have moved it from the pond in this weather they go into virtual stasis, you being 12 and moving it has more than likely signed it's death warrant, specially if you've warmed it up and shove it back in an icy pond, fark it's metabolism right up......murderer0