Damn you autocorrect!

Anonymous
Anonymous Posts: 79,667
edited December 2010 in The bottom bracket
I was crying. Proper crying. Ribs hurt. Trouble breathing.

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/category/best-of-dyac/

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  • Bobbinogs
    Bobbinogs Posts: 4,841
    :lol: There's some pretty good ones on there, page 5 has a couple of crackers :lol:
  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    Different humour for different people.

    I personally didn't find this funny, but understand other would/do find it funny
    Want to know the Spen666 behind the posts?
    Then read MY BLOG @ http://www.pebennett.com

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  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    spen666 wrote:
    Different humour for different people.

    I personally didn't find this funny, but understand other would/do find it funny


    You must be dead inside. :shock:
  • Tonymufc
    Tonymufc Posts: 1,016
    Very funny. :D
  • afx237vi
    afx237vi Posts: 12,630
    OMG I have tears running down my face and I'm only on page 2 :lol:
  • turnerjohn
    turnerjohn Posts: 1,069
    Pokerface wrote:
    spen666 wrote:
    Different humour for different people.

    I personally didn't find this funny, but understand other would/do find it funny


    You must be dead inside. :shock:
    +1
  • Come on Spent (which is what my predictive text suggests when I type your name in) some of those had me in tears.
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    Pokerface wrote:
    spen666 wrote:
    Different humour for different people.

    I personally didn't find this funny, but understand other would/do find it funny


    You must be dead inside. :shock:

    Lawyer/solicitor innit.
    Ben

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  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    I agree with spen.

    Jesus, it's not that funny.
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    ^^^

    :lol:
    Ben

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  • Airwave
    Airwave Posts: 483
    If you did'nt find them funny.Try Antiques Roadshow or your local Coroners court for your laughs. :lol:
  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    @ Airwave and others - try to appreciate that whilst you may find things funny others don't

    Fortunately we are not all sheep like and have same likes and dislikes

    You find them funny which is good for you. Me, I found them as funny as watching paint dry.

    Unlike you (it seems) I can appreciate we have different tastes without the need to make insulting comments about other people's sense of humour
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  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    Airwave wrote:
    If you did'nt find them funny.Try Antiques Roadshow or your local Coroners court for your laughs. :lol:

    But both those things are not usually that funny either.

    The autocorrect site was mildly amusing but 'rolling on the floor' 'sides splitting' 'tears streaming down my face' ?

    Really?
  • Airwave
    Airwave Posts: 483
    spen666 wrote:
    @ Airwave and others - try to appreciate that whilst you may find things funny others don't

    Fortunately we are not all sheep like and have same likes and dislikes

    You find them funny which is good for you. Me, I found them as funny as watching paint dry.

    Unlike you (it seems) I can appreciate we have different tastes without the need to make insulting comments about other people's sense of humour

    I would like to apologise for my disgusting behaviour.

    BTW how did you know i was wearing my little Miss Bo Beep outfit tonight?
  • Ollieda
    Ollieda Posts: 1,010
    Some of them seem a little fake to me. The ones where they make mistake when trying to correct mistakes, surely after you made the first mistake you would be concentrating more
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Ollieda wrote:
    Some of them seem a little fake to me. The ones where they make mistake when trying to correct mistakes, surely after you made the first mistake you would be concentrating more

    I've done it myself...
  • Very good.....had to close the site....my back pain was getting worse giggling at those..... :D
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    jim453 wrote:

    'tears streaming down my face' ?

    Really?

    Yes. Really.
  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    Ollieda wrote:
    Some of them seem a little fake to me. The ones where they make mistake when trying to correct mistakes, surely after you made the first mistake you would be concentrating more


    It's an iPhone thing. Once it 'fixes' a mistake - it really sticks with it! I've had it done to me a few times - especially when you're rushing to try and fix the mistake!
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    spen666 wrote:
    @ Airwave and others - try to appreciate that whilst you may find things funny others don't

    Fortunately we are not all sheep like and have same likes and dislikes

    You find them funny which is good for you. Me, I found them as funny as watching paint dry.

    Unlike you (it seems) I can appreciate we have different tastes without the need to make insulting comments about other people's sense of humour

    To be fair, that lot's funnier than the website in the OP.
    Ben

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  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    Ben6899 wrote:
    spen666 wrote:
    @ Airwave and others - try to appreciate that whilst you may find things funny others don't

    Fortunately we are not all sheep like and have same likes and dislikes

    You find them funny which is good for you. Me, I found them as funny as watching paint dry.

    Unlike you (it seems) I can appreciate we have different tastes without the need to make insulting comments about other people's sense of humour

    To be fair, that lot's funnier than the website in the OP.

    So we're agreed then.
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    Not really, no.
    Ben

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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Ahh,another good rise and fall of comedy,made me laugh.