Snowflakes

Kitty

On my nails not outside:

Anonymous

Not very original though, sadly. Nearly everyone in Worth Nails is already covered in snowflakes.

Andy

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Nearly everyone in Worth Nails is inbred.

Anonymous

Andy: Captain stating the bloody obvious.
Why do you think there's only Jones, Williams and Hughes here?

Andy

and Thomas!

El Capitano

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Andy: Captain stating the bloody obvious.
Why do you think there's only Jones, Williams and Hughes here?

And don't forget Morgans either. Which is what levels of inbreeding are measured in...

If you've ever been to Morganstown, you'll understand completely.

Anonymous

Or Deiniolen. Everyone is related in Deiniolen.

blister pus

one hand is bigger than the other, looks like kitty has welsh lineage

cat_with_no_tail

1 hand looks more tanned than the other too.

Are you a truck driver kitty?

Anonymous

Cat With No Tail wrote:

1 hand looks more tanned than the other too.

Are you a truck driver kitty?

I'm sure that's an euphemism, but I can't think what for.

There are other reasons for having one hand browner than the other though. The andrex puppy going missing for example.

Andy

Cat With No Tail wrote:

Are you a truck driver kitty?

She can haul my load!

DJIP

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Andy: Captain stating the bloody obvious.
Why do you think there's only Jones, Williams and Hughes here?

My last name is Hughes - am I Welsh?

Anonymous

Maybe, maybe not. But somewhere in your family there must be an inbreeding link.
Have you got 11 toes?
Can you play the banjo?

Andy

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Have you got 11 toes?
Can you play the banjo?

What? With her toes?