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15peter20

Get the TV on and tune to BBC3 sharpish - YOUNG FISHMONGER OF THE YEAR is about to begin.

northernneil

nah, I have sky plussed it

Airwave

The BBC has lost it's way,it's just floundering

15peter20

oooh! there's a fish identification challenge coming up. That was definitely a Gurnard - and he didn't know!

finchy

Oh, for cod's sake, what a plaice this country is becoming.

15peter20

oops, my mistake, it was a Red Mullet not a Gurnard :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

thel33ter

But if you had watched that, you would have missed the end of Come Clog Dancing: Treasures of English Folk Dance

They were gonna make a Clog dancing flash mob

Stu T

Finally a program with sole

StanwaySteve62

Was that Kyle Minnogue doing the voice over?

Gonna use this to launch a fish based singer type thread.
Me and a friend started started it years ago after hearing seal on the radio and it just went from there

Berk Bonebonce

Better skate over to my parents plaice to see who's carping-on on the TV.

Anonymous

There is a plaice for programs like this.

Airwave

NapoleonD wrote:

There is a plaice for programs like this.

Yeh, way below the waves in Davy Jones's locker.

Crapaud

I'm waiting for the reviews. If it turns out to be a haddy, I'll buy the boxed set.

Bunnyman 5.5

Just a trout mask replica 8)

Anonymous

Can you be a young fishmonger and not have a mullet hairstyle ?

I also heard the winner wins 10000 squid.........

Sorry, I used to be a dab hand at jokes.

northernneil

Can we get back to talking about wrasse-ing bikes

outofbreath2

... and turbo(t) training.

Mccaria

You call that Urgent ? Total red herring

Utter Carp. Can't you think of anything batter ? I feel for you.

markos1963

I've got a pout on now, I tuna'rd in thinking it would be a good programme.

TLDNMCL

It seems the BBC don't have such a heavy programming schedule anymore, so I suppose they have to find some way to fillet.

Buckled_Rims

Tut, I've just haddock with all these jokes.

fungus_the_muffin_man

I missed the fishmonger of the year award. I was watching sky news going on about loan sharks.

bagpusscp

A young fishmonger named Pike Chub lines up for a brace of awards.

turkeytickler

I don't understand why this is such a bone of contention, I'm sure once the scale of the problem has been identified things will tail off

TLDNMCL

Buckled_Rims wrote:

Tut, I've just haddock with all these jokes.

I quite agree - a number of people are treading a very fin line here.

all show no go

I was gonna tuna in but but there was salmon else on another channel.