"A quarter of a pie contains..."

whyamihere
whyamihere Posts: 7,719
edited December 2010 in The Crudcatcher
380 calories
26.8g fat
10.5g saturated fat
1.37g salt
1.4g sugar.

What kind of fool is going to only eat a quarter of a pork pie?
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  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    Is that for one of those tiny little pies, or a man sized pie?

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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    Only a nipper. 440g.
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    Yea, nobodys eating a quarter of one of those.

    And thanks, you've helped me decide what to eat tonight now :)
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    It's so people can delude themselves that they're not being cat funts by tonking the lot.
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  • MacAndCheese
    MacAndCheese Posts: 1,944
    I was doing an endurance race once, one of the guys I was riding with worked for a Pie company, he brought a load for us to try - I had a luxury chicken pie, this beast was only about 3 and a half inches diameter but weighted in a whopping 2500 calories, it was awesome - a whole daily allowance in one pie! nomnomnom
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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    MacAndCheese wrote:
    I was doing an endurance race once, one of the guys I was riding with worked for a Pie company, he brought a load for us to try - I had a luxury chicken pie, this beast was only about 3 and a half inches diameter but weighted in a whopping 2500 calories, it was awesome - a whole daily allowance in one pie! nomnomnom
    That sounds superb...
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    That sounds crap. I mean if you're doing an endurance race, then I'm guessing you try to stick to normal calorific intake. And to only eat one small pie, and not be allowed to eat anything else for the rest of the day? That's horrible.
    Now, for cat funts like me, that's not a problem. But, generally I don't like pies, there's too much gravy, too little meat in the bastard things.
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    , too little meat in the bastard things.

    You could always just wrap a cow in pastry and cook that.

    There must be some other ways of ramming meat down your throat. If you're into that kins of thing.
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    I had a steak pie from a butchers in Melrose a couple of years back. Easily the greatest pie I have ever had. Packed with good quality meat. I would gladly live off those. I am a cat funt
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Montevideoguy wrote:
    Packed with good quality meat

    I bet you were.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    bails87 wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    , too little meat in the bastard things.

    You could always just wrap a cow in pastry and cook that.

    There must be some other ways of ramming meat down your throat. If you're into that kins of thing.
    Ignoring the innuendo, yes, of course there is. It's called BACONS! or STEAK!
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    i miss Pie.
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  • DCR00
    DCR00 Posts: 2,160
    Stop all this talk of pies, steak and bacon

    I havent had my beef sandwich today, so im v hungry
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    bails87 wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    , too little meat in the bastard things.

    You could always just wrap a cow in pastry and cook that.

    There must be some other ways of ramming meat down your throat. If you're into that kins of thing.

    Yeehaa might be in the mood to ignore that, but I bIoody wont!

    I'll ram some meat down your throat in a minute.
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    and so will i!1!!
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  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    You guys havent got a good meaty throat ram in you.

    I actually found pukka pies for sale here in austria at a shop, and am a very happy man after finding that out.

    I love pies.
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  • singlespeedexplosif
    singlespeedexplosif Posts: 1,564
    A quarter of a pie contains...


    ...25% of your daily pie needs.
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    singlespeedexplosif wrote:
    A quarter of a pie contains...


    ...25% of your daily pie needs.
    more like 1%
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    jay12 wrote:
    singlespeedexplosif wrote:
    A quarter of a pie contains...


    ...25% of your daily pie needs.
    more like 1%


    MATHS FAIL!
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  • singlespeedexplosif
    singlespeedexplosif Posts: 1,564
    [invites jay12 to take the '25 pies per day' challenge]
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Shok newsflash
    Scientists have discovered that one quarter of a pie has 76% less pie than a full pie. The remaining 1% is believed to be loinked to the missing dark matter.
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    i meant that a quarter of a pie is equivilant to 1% of a persons pie needs as who would only eat one pie

    edit: it was a bit of a exagguration btw :wink:
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  • MarcBC
    MarcBC Posts: 333
    I just ate 1/4 of a pie. This thread made me do it. Was not too difficult, although I may go back for another 1/4 later on.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    jay12 wrote:
    i meant that a quarter of a pie is equivilant to 1% of a persons pie needs as who would only eat one pie

    edit: it was a bit of a exagguration btw :wink:
    No need to explain yourself, Jay. It's the retards who misunderstood that messed it up.

    Oh, and also 1/4 of a pie is 0.785
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    whyamihere wrote:
    What kind of fool is going to only eat a quarter of a pork pie?

    A quick one, who gets there before I can finish the rest off...
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  • MarcBC
    MarcBC Posts: 333
    If 1/4 of a pie is potato in decimal, what the hell am I supposed to be eating?
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    MarcBC wrote:
    If 1/4 of a pie is potato in decimal, what the hell am I supposed to be eating?


    An unwrapped Neil Armstrong
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  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Montevideoguy wrote:
    An unwrapped Neil Armstrong

    Oh do shut up. It wasn't funny to begin with. Repeating it in every post doesn't make it any better.
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    Andy wrote:
    Montevideoguy wrote:
    An unwrapped Neil Armstrong

    Oh do shut up. It wasn't funny to begin with. Repeating it in every post doesn't make it any better.
    Yet doing so has made sheepsteeth very popular on here. ;)
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Andy wrote:
    Montevideoguy wrote:
    An unwrapped Neil Armstrong

    Oh do shut up. It wasn't funny to begin with. Repeating it in every post doesn't make it any better.
    Have you got the painters in?

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