Secret Santa
Kitty
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Would you prefer a proper present, ie a football tshirt you'd actually wear, or a rude joke one, ie a christmas thong?
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Lemon, wrapped and tied up with a premium quality stringFormally known as Coatbridgeguy0
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Depends on how much you like the person you're giving it to
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Montevideoguy wrote:Lemon, wrapped and tied up with a premium quality string
What about the liver?
Personally if i'm not serious with the person I prefer joke gifts. I'm getting my brother in law a 6 pack for xmas, but that's not exactly secret santa stuff.
I gave a dude a condom once in school as a secret santa gift as a joke.0 -
How about a condom filled with pooFormally known as Coatbridgeguy0
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Montevideoguy wrote:How about a condom filled with poo
then frozen to become a frozen sh1t dildo?
thats disgusting!!!! you pervert0 -
Secret Santa is a crap idea dreamed up by menopausal bitch women (henceforth known as cackling harpies) who wish only to screech at people who don't want to participate in their orgy of unnecessary money spunking.
Whichever of the cackling harpies organises the damn thing each year should be killed in such a brutal way that Genghis Khan will instantaneously materialise from the past and say "Woah, steady on there!"0 -
whyamihere wrote:Secret Santa is a crap idea dreamed up by menopausal bitch women (henceforth known as cackling harpies) who wish only to screech at people who don't want to participate in their orgy of unnecessary money spunking.
Whichever of the cackling harpies organises the damn thing each year should be killed in such a brutal way that Genghis Khan will instantaneously materialise from the past and say "Woah, steady on there!"
Scrooge.0 -
Piss off. I'll happily give a gift to people who I give a crap about enough to do so of my own volition, but doing so because I'm being pressurised into it seems incredibly insincere.Kitty wrote:whyamihere wrote:Secret Santa is a crap idea dreamed up by menopausal bitch women (henceforth known as cackling harpies) who wish only to screech at people who don't want to participate in their orgy of unnecessary money spunking.
Whichever of the cackling harpies organises the damn thing each year should be killed in such a brutal way that Genghis Khan will instantaneously materialise from the past and say "Woah, steady on there!"
Scrooge.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:Montevideoguy wrote:How about a condom filled with poo
then frozen to become a frozen sh1t dildo?
thats disgusting!!!! you pervert
Unless you've tried "space docking" you can't comment!!Formally known as Coatbridgeguy0 -
We did secret Santa at work one year. Everybody got comedy presents, silly little toys or something. But I was given a pair of boxers by one of the shop girls. Then there were cheers for me to pose in them.Kitty wrote:Would you prefer a proper present, ie a football tshirt you'd actually wear, or a rude joke one, ie a christmas thong?
So, as much as I'd assumed that the sight of a mostly nekkid me would make people run a hundred miles away, my assumption may have been unfounded.0 -
whyamihere wrote:
Piss off. I'll happily give a gift to people who I give a crap about enough to do so of my own volition, but doing so because I'm being pressurised into it seems incredibly insincere.Kitty wrote:whyamihere wrote:Secret Santa is a crap idea dreamed up by menopausal bitch women (henceforth known as cackling harpies) who wish only to screech at people who don't want to participate in their orgy of unnecessary money spunking.
Whichever of the cackling harpies organises the damn thing each year should be killed in such a brutal way that Genghis Khan will instantaneously materialise from the past and say "Woah, steady on there!"
Scrooge.
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Montevideoguy wrote:whyamihere wrote:
Piss off. I'll happily give a gift to people who I give a crap about enough to do so of my own volition, but doing so because I'm being pressurised into it seems incredibly insincere.Kitty wrote:whyamihere wrote:Secret Santa is a crap idea dreamed up by menopausal bitch women (henceforth known as cackling harpies) who wish only to screech at people who don't want to participate in their orgy of unnecessary money spunking.
Whichever of the cackling harpies organises the damn thing each year should be killed in such a brutal way that Genghis Khan will instantaneously materialise from the past and say "Woah, steady on there!"
Scrooge.
...condom filled with poo?
then frozen?0 -
Aw you know i'm only joking Chris.
I wasn't forced into secret santa, you can opt in or out without judgement, and you know I'm good friends with most work mates anyway.0 -
Give everyone a 12 bore shotgun cartridge with their name written on it with a little note attached saying "I also have one for the other barrel".
No secret Santa next year
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my office did inappropriate Santa last year same concept but gifts that shouldn't be thought about. Last years winner was a hand made game 'The Gary Glitter Wanna Be In My Gang Game' for children 12 and under.
The frozen poo condom could have been a winner.
This year we're doing Crap Santa!!Please help me raise £5k for Diabetes UK by completing a Couch Potato to Ironman challenge.
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AndyBeast wrote:my office did inappropriate Santa last year same concept but gifts that shouldn't be thought about. Last years winner was a hand made game 'The Gary Glitter Wanna Be In My Gang Game' for children 12 and under.
The frozen poo condom could have been a winner.
This year we're doing Crap Santa!!
Condom filled with poo with Santa drawn onFormally known as Coatbridgeguy0 -
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Or, condom hidden inside a pile of poo?0
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No.
Condom
poo
Merry ChristmasFormally known as Coatbridgeguy0 -
Shock horror, I'm going to actually give a serious answer. Joke pressies are good, but not thongs, it'll just end up in the bin. What's the budget kitty? Giant mansize babygrows are a tenner in primani. The best secret Santa I got was on a five quid budget. I got a fiver if penny sweets0
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Ok then my suggestions
sleep suit( 8 quid for a womens Santa one that would pass as a blokes but only fit someone up to 5 ft 10)
a fiver of cola bottles
52 packs of walkers crisps from asda(26 pack bag 2 for a fiver)
or for a fiver I can sell you a framed signed picture of James Marsters who was spike in buffy0 -
Condom = free from doctors
poo = free from bum
Pen (to draw santa) = 79p
use the change to buy woman thingsFormally known as Coatbridgeguy0 -
we usually do a thing where we have to spend 5 pounds on the person, if you like them/are friends then get them a proper gift, if you dont like them get them 5 pounds of crap, I remember getting a school friend 5 pounds worth of Biro pens0
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Kitty wrote:ie a christmas thong?
For me it depends who was wearing it ....a fittie yes...an fattie no thanks I'll have the shirt....0 -
We've got a £5 limit. You're give either female or male, no names. Has to be able to be worn at the Christmas dinner. And after last year's Anne Summer's fest, no underwear... :shock:0
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El Capitano wrote:We've got a £5 limit. You're give either female or male, no names. Has to be able to be worn at the Christmas dinner. And after last year's Anne Summer's fest, no underwear... :shock:
easy then £5 pounds should gover a roll of duct tape, a blindfold and some paper and glue to stick newspaper letters on to
And if that gift goes well, your budget for next year goes through the roof0 -
is it not 5lbs of gift? That would be more interesting.0
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yeehaamcgee wrote:is it not 5lbs of gift? That would be more interesting.
It would, 5lb of steak mince from Bilston Market, 3 quid, wrap that up and stick under the tree0
