If God is so perfect...

Pudseyp
Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
edited December 2010 in The Crudcatcher
morning wastrels....well it is technically another day....if go is so perfect why did he give us hairy as$holes which then creates clagnuts which ain't nice...

(apologies just got back from Old Trafford after beating the Arse...so has a few light beers, and a bacon roll which El Cap would be proud of)
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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    Same reason men have hairy faces and chests, and boobs don't have hair. Hair covers the ugly bits.

    Mmmm, boobs...
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    starnosedmole.jpg

    That is all.
    Bird Aeris
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    whyamihere wrote:
    Same reason men have hairy faces and chests, and boobs don't have hair. Hair covers the ugly bits.

    Mmmm, boobs...

    I thought hairy chests and a well groomed chin was a turn on for the ladies (kitty to confirm) agree the tallywhacker and the lady garden aren't the most attractive things in the world but we can free ourselves of such unwanted fur which makes the world a better place...
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    you havent seen sasha grey's anus then? its spectacular. i could look at it all day.



    im now pondering why evolution has left us hairy holes??? there must be a reason, other than warmth as its rarely cold that far south.
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  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    Pudseyp wrote:
    whyamihere wrote:
    Same reason men have hairy faces and chests, and boobs don't have hair. Hair covers the ugly bits.

    Mmmm, boobs...

    I thought hairy chests and a well groomed chin was a turn on for the ladies (kitty to confirm) agree the tallywhacker and the lady garden aren't the most attractive things in the world but we can free ourselves of such unwanted fur which makes the world a better place...

    You could always shave/wax your starfish? Job done. :lol:

    (Although I imagine that a few days after would feel like walking with some coarse sandpaper between your cheeks)!
    Bird Aeris
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    Stav wrote:
    (Although I imagine that a few days after would feel like walking with some coarse sandpaper between your cheeks)!
    It does.

    *ahem* Apparently... :oops:
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    psymon wrote:
    you havent seen sasha grey's anus then? its spectacular. i could look at it all day.



    im now pondering why evolution has left us hairy holes??? there must be a reason, other than warmth as its rarely cold that far south.

    yes I am aware of her work and the lack of prunage of her window box....the dirty girl
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    whyamihere wrote:
    Stav wrote:
    (Although I imagine that a few days after would feel like walking with some coarse sandpaper between your cheeks)!
    It does.

    *ahem* Apparently... :oops:

    :lol::lol:

    POIDH is not required for this thread..
    Bird Aeris
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Pudseyp wrote:
    whyamihere wrote:
    Same reason men have hairy faces and chests, and boobs don't have hair. Hair covers the ugly bits.

    Mmmm, boobs...

    I thought hairy chests and a well groomed chin was a turn on for the ladies (kitty to confirm) agree the tallywhacker and the lady garden aren't the most attractive things in the world but we can free ourselves of such unwanted fur which makes the world a better place...

    Confirm what?
    Kitty's World
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    Kitty wrote:
    Pudseyp wrote:
    whyamihere wrote:
    Same reason men have hairy faces and chests, and boobs don't have hair. Hair covers the ugly bits.

    Mmmm, boobs...

    I thought hairy chests and a well groomed chin was a turn on for the ladies (kitty to confirm)

    Confirm what?

    Or is it better to be bald as an 8 year old boy? :)
    Bird Aeris
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Each to their own, my friend always makes her fella shave his chest, personally it doesn't bother me, but i have a hate of hairy backs, it would have to be waxed! Lol
    Kitty's World
  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    All hail the holy dingleberry.
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  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,740
    Kitty wrote:
    Each to their own, my friend always makes her fella shave his chest, personally it doesn't bother me, but i have a hate of hairy backs, it would have to be waxed! Lol

    Do you appreciate how hard it is to actually keep a back hair free? - My arms just don't bend that way and i aint giving someone 40 squids to do it

    (hence why I'm so alone i suppose....)
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    I noticed my back got hairier when I grew my hair long. As if my body wants to join in the hairyness.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    ddraver wrote:
    Kitty wrote:
    Each to their own, my friend always makes her fella shave his chest, personally it doesn't bother me, but i have a hate of hairy backs, it would have to be waxed! Lol

    Do you appreciate how hard it is to actually keep a back hair free? - My arms just don't bend that way and i aint giving someone 40 squids to do it

    (hence why I'm so alone i suppose....)

    I use a set of hair clippers selotaped to a stick to sort mine in the summer, winter I just let it grow. It's looking quite luxuriant at the moment. I had it waxed once, I could have punched the beehatch hard in the face it was that bad, worse than an 8 hour tattoo sesh

    what I struggle to believe is how many guys freely admit to shaving their coin purse......WHY!!! it will itch and look like something hanging out of the mouth of a tiger. Surely the fun of your genitals is growing the hair then making a paper hat and drawing a face on your penis so as your junk looks like an hacidic Jew? Then giving yourself a puppet show
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • .blitz
    .blitz Posts: 6,197
    Gazlar wrote:
    Surely the fun of your genitals is growing the hair then making a paper hat and drawing a face on your penis so as your junk looks like an hacidic Jew? Then giving yourself a puppet show
    Too much information gaz :)
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Is it too much info? I had to tell the judge all of that after those parents complained about the punch and judy show I did for their kids
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    i think keeping your junk in order is important
    if i had a hairy back i would get it dealt with if the wife didnt like it, id expect her to shave her back if it was hairy so it onyll seems fair.
    fortunatly for me, im as bald as an egg except for the top of my head and round my cock and balls.

    this means no hairy round my obvious hole, but also none on my legs, chest, arms or even on my hands.
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • jrduquemin
    jrduquemin Posts: 791
    Pudseyp wrote:
    psymon wrote:
    you havent seen sasha grey's anus then? its spectacular. i could look at it all day.



    im now pondering why evolution has left us hairy holes??? there must be a reason, other than warmth as its rarely cold that far south.

    yes I am aware of her work and the lack of prunage of her window box....the dirty girl

    She is a very dirty bird :-) Not too keen on all the swearing whilst she's on the job though....
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