Just been on the worst train ever.

whyamihere

The driver was obviously rubbish, probably distracted thinking about bacon or something. When I got off I strode up to the front to give him a piece of my mind, but he was such a funny looking chap that I didn't have the heart to be mean.

I feel sorry for anyone still on the 14:45 from New Street to Redditch, they're sure to be dead soon.

montevideoguy

Why?

Andy

Montevideoguy wrote:

Why?

You'll see.

montevideoguy

I want to see.

Maybe the driver was pulling emergency stops all over the shop for a laugh.

Maybe the driver spent the entire time beatboxing over the tannoy.

Maybe even the driver would stop the train just after the platforms at the stations

Andy

Maybe the driver is a member of this forum?

MountainMonster

Was it Gazler?

montevideoguy

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Does Gazlar beatbox?

Gazlar

Puppup chchpupuppup chch puppup chch boom chicka wahwah check out mi beatboxin innit beehatches

I should imagine that the driver in question was very professional and any thoughts otherwise was just down to your ignorance as a member of the general public

My other theory is that this driver was just so awesome in every possible way that it highlighted your deficiencies as a human being and made the journey unbearable due to you feeling a mixture of shame and resentment

I'll agree with odd looking though

Gazlar

Puppup chchpupuppup chch puppup chch boom chicka wahwah check out mi beatboxin innit beehatches

I should imagine that the driver in question was very professional and any thoughts otherwise was just down to your ignorance as a member of the general public

My other theory is that this driver was just so awesome in every possible way that it highlighted your deficiencies as a human being and made the journey unbearable due to you feeling a mixture of shame and resentment

I'll agree with odd looking though

montevideoguy

Gazlar wrote:

Puppup chchpupuppup chch puppup chch boom chicka wahwah check out mi beatboxin innit beehatches

I should imagine that the driver in question was very professional and any thoughts otherwise was just down to your ignorance as a member of the general public

My other theory is that this driver was just so awesome in every possible way that it highlighted your deficiencies as a human being and made the journey unbearable due to you feeling a mixture of shame and resentment

I'll agree with odd looking though

= win

whyamihere

Gazlar

I don't deny my incompetence by the way. I actually suggested I was on that train to help you avoid it

good to meet you though