Pi$$ed Idiot

Karl2010
Karl2010 Posts: 511
edited December 2010 in The bottom bracket
Got woken up last night by some loud/drunk talking & fussing about in the hallway.
I got dressed to go and tell them to keep it down.

I thought it was the neighbours coming home bladdered, but actualy it was some stranger who was using his car keys to try and get into my neighbours flat.

I opened the door and was like "whats up mate?", so he starts trying to have fully blowen pi$$ed up conversation with me, i was like "keep it down its 1:30am you've just woke me up and your probaly waking everyone else up", then the neighbour opened his door and was trying to get some sense out of him, i just said "look mate go away or im calling the police", he did go away, but 5 mins later the alarm started going off in the lift and i sware it was the pi$$ed idiot

what a wanker! how dare he wake me up!

anyway it wound me up so im posting it here.!

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  • BarryBonds
    BarryBonds Posts: 344
    twa t
  • 15peter20
    15peter20 Posts: 293
    BarryBonds wrote:
    twa t
    finchy.jpg
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    not sure why you think anyone here cares

    a firework went off near me tonight.
  • Karl2010
    Karl2010 Posts: 511
    im sure they dont care.

    They probaly dont care about the second dirty sanitary towel including blood stained knickers that landed on my balcony a few weeks ago either..
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    move
  • Dunk_911
    Dunk_911 Posts: 239
    I tend to shout ...'wake Duncan with thy knocking'

    I wonder how many people get that one!

    Probably wouldnt work for you though, karl. and if you changed it to 'karl' you would ruin the quote.
    Road Bike; http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12727419

    MTB; http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12695499

    Something I will never do justice; viewtopic.php?f=40044&t=12809333
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Karl2010 wrote:
    im sure they dont care.

    They probaly dont care about the second dirty sanitary towel including blood stained knickers that landed on my balcony a few weeks ago either..

    :shock:
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    Karl2010 wrote:
    im sure they dont care.

    They probaly dont care about the second dirty sanitary towel including blood stained knickers that landed on my balcony a few weeks ago either..
    :shock: :shock:
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill
  • Mad Roadie
    Mad Roadie Posts: 710
    Crapaud wrote:
    Karl2010 wrote:
    im sure they dont care.

    They probaly dont care about the second dirty sanitary towel including blood stained knickers that landed on my balcony a few weeks ago either..
    :shock: :shock:
    in Glasgow that would be some hussy trying to chat you up!!!!
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    Mad Roadie wrote:
    Crapaud wrote:
    Karl2010 wrote:
    im sure they dont care.

    They probaly dont care about the second dirty sanitary towel including blood stained knickers that landed on my balcony a few weeks ago either..
    :shock: :shock:
    in Glasgow that would be some hussy trying to chat you up!!!!
    It only happens periodically (when I'm out for a cycle).
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Crapaud wrote:
    Mad Roadie wrote:
    Crapaud wrote:
    Karl2010 wrote:
    im sure they dont care.

    They probaly dont care about the second dirty sanitary towel including blood stained knickers that landed on my balcony a few weeks ago either..
    :shock: :shock:
    in Glasgow that would be some hussy trying to chat you up!!!!
    It only happens periodically (when I'm out for a cycle).

    Nice play on words there!
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    *Takes a bow*
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    BarryBonds wrote:
    twa t

    Kin ah get twa scones tae go wi the t? :wink:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • BarryBonds
    BarryBonds Posts: 344
    15peter20 wrote:
    BarryBonds wrote:
    twa t
    finchy.jpg

    Loser wannabe.
  • shouldbeinbed
    shouldbeinbed Posts: 2,660
    Dunk_911 wrote:
    I tend to shout ...'wake Duncan with thy knocking'

    I wonder how many people get that one!

    At a wild guess Macbeth

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