How do people get a post count of 10,000?

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  • Gazlar wrote:
    my tip is just keep bombarding the forum with posts, no matter how dull, disinteresting or irrelevant.

    It worked for Andy

    (and me)

    Double posting every other post seems to help too.

    Not that I'm pointing the finger at anyone in particular.
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    that was an old 4xj trick.
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Gazlar wrote:
    my tip is just keep bombarding the forum with posts, no matter how dull, disinteresting or irrelevant.

    It worked for Andy

    (and me)

    Double posting every other post seems to help too.

    Not that I'm pointing the finger at anyone in particular.

    Do you mean me?
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Gazlar wrote:
    my tip is just keep bombarding the forum with posts, no matter how dull, disinteresting or irrelevant.

    It worked for Andy

    (and me)

    Double posting every other post seems to help too.

    Not that I'm pointing the finger at anyone in particular.

    Do you mean me?
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    forcutty wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    my tip is just keep bombarding the forum with posts, no matter how dull, disinteresting or irrelevant.

    It worked for Andy

    (and me)
    But i like Andys posts :oops:

    So does Gaz he's just trying to pull my pigtails :wink:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Just to clarify that does not mean his tassle
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Most of my post count off the MBUK forum was me calling 9speedsucks a d1ick in the "helmet" debate.

    Happy days...
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Most of my post count off the MBUK forum was me calling 9speedsucks a d1ick in the "helmet" debate.

    Happy days...

    Not to forget all your posts campaigning against the new fangled replacement for the penny farthing, and condeming women for not cyling side saddle :wink:

    I meant to ask you on the last ride, what was Moses like in person :lol::lol:
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • forcutty
    forcutty Posts: 1,055
    Gazlar wrote:
    Most of my post count off the MBUK forum was me calling 9speedsucks a d1ick in the "helmet" debate.

    Happy days...

    Not to forget all your posts campaigning against the new fangled replacement for the penny farthing, and condeming women for not cyling side saddle :wink:

    I meant to ask you on the last ride, what was Moses like in person :lol::lol:

    *awaits El Caps response while eating popcorn* :lol:
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Gazlar wrote:
    Not to forget all your posts campaigning against the new fangled replacement for the penny farthing

    I still believe that the Penny Farthing is the most appropriate bike for all occasions. I’m convinced this is why everyone in the MTB scene is starting to increase the size of their wheels to 29”. It won’t be long before we start to see 29” wheels on the front and 26” on the back, then 36” on the front and 20” on the back and so on and so on until we’re back to where it all started.
    Gazlar wrote:
    Condemning women for not cycling side saddle :wink:

    Women cycling, in public! Scandalous behaviour! The only place for a woman is in the kitchen making me breakfast/lunch/dinner. Worst thing we ever did was give them the vote.
    Gazlar wrote:
    I meant to ask you on the last ride, what was Moses like in person :lol::lol:

    Dunno really, he was just a nipper when I used to hang around with his grandfather…
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Thanks for clearing that up. I'll stop taking the p1ss now, I came over all Andy thus morning :)

    if anyone tries rearranging any of the words in that sentence then you are a homo of the higest order, IDST!!!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Gazlar wrote:
    Not to forget all your posts campaigning against the new fangled replacement for the penny farthing

    I still believe that the Penny Farthing is the most appropriate bike for all occasions. I’m convinced this is why everyone in the MTB scene is starting to increase the size of their wheels to 29”. It won’t be long before we start to see 29” wheels on the front and 26” on the back, then 36” on the front and 20” on the back and so on and so on until we’re back to where it all started.


    i actually saw a guy riding around abergavenny on a penny farthing on saturday!!!!!!!

    he might have been advertising something because he had on a top hat and monicle aswell, or he could have just been a bit of a nutter :lol:
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    Gazlar wrote:
    I came over Andy this morning :)

    :shock:

    I didn't rearrange anything, just deleted 1 word. Therefore, not a homo. But still.. dude, I know the forum is quite 'tight', but thats just taking the biscuit.. :wink:

    Did Andy know of this, or was there rohypnol involed?
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,718
    Stav83 wrote:
    Did Andy know of this, or was there rohypnol involed?
    Both. Andy used the rohypnol on Gaz.
  • Stav83 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    I came over Andy this morning :)

    :shock:

    I didn't rearrange anything, just deleted 1 word. Therefore, not a homo. But still.. dude, I know the forum is quite 'tight', but thats just taking the biscuit.. :wink:

    Did Andy know of this, or was there rohypnol involed?

    A very very soggy biscuit......
  • Stav83 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    I came over Andy this morning :)

    :shock:

    I didn't rearrange anything, just deleted 1 word. Therefore, not a homo. But still.. dude, I know the forum is quite 'tight', but thats just taking the biscuit.. :wink:

    Did Andy know of this, or was there rohypnol involed?

    A very very soggy biscuit......

    Please tell me it's soggy 'cos it's been dipped in a cup of tea
    Bianchi. There are no alternatives only compromises!
    I RIDE A KONA CADABRA -would you like to come and have a play with my magic link?
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    Do they have a secret spam thread somewhere?

    Yes,

    We do, and you've found it. although a lot of my first posts started off in general when I knew nothing about bikes (still don't :lol:) but as the only thing I don't touch are the brakes I generally hang out in this part of the asylum
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Stav83 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    I came over Andy this morning :)

    :shock:

    I didn't rearrange anything, just deleted 1 word. Therefore, not a homo. But still.. dude, I know the forum is quite 'tight', but thats just taking the biscuit.. :wink:

    Did Andy know of this, or was there rohypnol involed?

    A very very soggy biscuit......

    Please tell me it's soggy 'cos it's been dipped in a cup of tea

    MMMMMM soggy biscuits. Anyway, I'm not wasting my best Rohypnol on Andy!!!, I'm sure a man of my stature and muscular structure could overpower him should I wish to, not that I would.......BUT I COULD
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Gazlar wrote:
    Stav83 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    I came over Andy this morning :)

    :shock:

    I didn't rearrange anything, just deleted 1 word. Therefore, not a homo. But still.. dude, I know the forum is quite 'tight', but thats just taking the biscuit.. :wink:

    Did Andy know of this, or was there rohypnol involed?

    A very very soggy biscuit......

    Please tell me it's soggy 'cos it's been dipped in a cup of tea

    MMMMMM soggy biscuits. Anyway, I'm not wasting my best Rohypnol on Andy!!!, I'm sure a man of my stature and muscular structure could overpower him should I wish to, not that I would.......BUT I COULD

    You're assuming of course, that Andy would put up a fight...
  • DJIP
    DJIP Posts: 1,724
    how many posts do I have?

    *edit* many that's a low count
    Little Purple Patriot :D
  • Stav83 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    I came over Andy this morning :)

    :shock:

    I didn't rearrange anything, just deleted 1 word. Therefore, not a homo. But still.. dude, I know the forum is quite 'tight', but thats just taking the biscuit.. :wink:

    Did Andy know of this, or was there rohypnol involed?

    Tighter than a baby's front bum
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • Has this turned into the thread where we can all post nothing to get our counts up???
    Hope so :lol:
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,718
    qwerty1982 wrote:
    Has this turned into the thread where we can all post nothing to get our counts up???
    Hope so :lol:
    If you want me to zero it, go right ahead...
  • whyamihere wrote:
    qwerty1982 wrote:
    Has this turned into the thread where we can all post nothing to get our counts up???
    Hope so :lol:
    If you want me to zero it, go right ahead...

    it was a joke.....
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    I went back to my old name from the MBUK forums (since 02), so have just jumped up from 800 and something to 4 thou and something :) (Cheers Nick btw)

    Thats not the reason I did it though, I'm having an early mid-life crisis, and didn't want to have '83' at the end of everything.. officially late 20's, it's only taken me 6 months to realise.. :cry:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    edited December 2010
    To the NIGGER who reset my post count, suck my fucking dick.
  • coxy17
    coxy17 Posts: 401
    posting for more post count
    + potato
  • supersonic wrote:
    Well...
    well well.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    nicklouse wrote:
    psymon wrote:
    BEWARE!


    +1 post =

    -1 Soul point,
    -1 coolness mojo,
    -1 time spent riding,
    -1 attraction to opposite sex ,
    +1 gayness,
    +1 fondness for diesel bee emms
    + 1 prozzy rape and murder.

    also complain about them and they may just leave you.
    Actually, given his post, maybe increasing them to a googol would be more fitting?