Your most worsest christmas present ever in the whole word ?

Pudseyp

What's the gashest crimbo present that some beloved scrotebag has ever bought you ??

I had a vanity set a few years back...what fookin good was that..I am a man, I eat meat (lot's of) my feet stink, I like to pick my nose and find farts amusing...so what fooking good is that..

My dad did buy my mum a sewing machine a few years ago...her face was a picture...he was obviously made to take it back....once he had removed it from his ar$e.

CraigXXL

During the 1st Gulf War my mother sent me some Christmas presents. Two of the biggest, thickest and tasteless jumpers you have ever seen. Anyone who's been in the forces will know that you end up carrying everything you own in your bergen and these woolly creations took up half the space in it.
I got bored of trying move the jumpers about and burnt them. When I got home I had tell her that her that they were destroyed in action, she was so upset by this and went out and bought the same jumpers again.

Pudseyp

CraigXXL wrote:

During the 1st Gulf War my mother sent me some Christmas presents. Two of the biggest, thickest and tasteless jumpers you have ever seen. Anyone who's been in the forces will know that you end up carrying everything you own in your bergen and these woolly creations took up half the space in it.
I got bored of trying move the jumpers about and burnt them. When I got home I had tell her that her that they were destroyed in action, she was so upset by this and went out and bought the same jumpers again.

Photos ? having a bit of a down day so could do with cheering up.

cat_with_no_tail

I usually get a horrible shirt off my nan. She manages to pick a different yet equally horrible one each year. You'd think that after 10 years or so, she'd have got it right at LEAST once, but sadly, no.
Of course, you then have to wear it when you go see her and tell her how nice it is.

CraigXXL

No photo's but they were both black with fake leather patches in various designs. When they burnt they gave off a green flame.
Everyone else who received gifts got shoebox affairs with various offerings including miniture spirits, little christmas cakes, jazz mags (assuming from their dads), books and other nice little things. Getting a parcel out there is like a little kid at Christmas with it being Christmas it was even more exciting only to open it see these horrible and useless items. The disappointment was huge.

psymon

my ex's dad bought his wife an electric tin opener! brilliant.

my brother is useless/tight. i got him x-wing and a y-wing lego sets costing £60....he got me a mighty boosh book for all of a fiver, and i dont even like the bloody programme.

last year i bought the ex cd's, dvd's, perfume, hair straightners, some clothes, books, a tiffany necklace and more.
in return i got slippers, pyjamas and a fake terminator dvd........no wonder it didnt last.

Pudseyp

Brilliant...and thanks for telling us six times....

ozzy38

A brand new schoolcase when all i wanted was a bmx.....

I was extremely deprived when i was a young teenager....tut,kids nowadays eh!!! :roll:

psymon

my compituter freaked out big time. ooops!

Pudseyp

ozzy38 wrote:

A brand new schoolcase when all i wanted was a bmx.....

I was extremely deprived when i was a young teenager....tut,kids nowadays eh!!! :roll:

Tell me about it...Xbox this PS3 that...my mum and dad spent ages when I was in my teens to save for a decent bike from Halfords (believe me it was in my area) I was sooooo happy when I unwrapped it, proceeded to go outside soon after to find myself waking up in an ambulance as my dad had not tightened the bars properly so I hit a lampost....nice one dad..

Mancunianfightingcat

my brother got me some night vision goggles, which were actually child's goggles with a sh!t torch attached. This was 2 years ago when I was 31and he was 36!

something like these!

Pudseyp

Mancunianfightingcat wrote:

my brother got me some night vision goggles, which were actually child's goggles with a sh!t torch attached. This was 2 years ago when I was 31and he was 36!

something like these!

Perhaps you could sell them to Sheeps for some night time stalking ?

Mancunianfightingcat

Maybe I could, if they hadn't gone in a charity bag about a week after Christmas!

montevideoguy

My aunt used to get me socks every year and a bag of winegums/jelly babies (would alternate between the two). If that wasn't dull enough we discovered that the socks were originally for her son who had refused to wear em (yes, every year she would buy socks for her son, he would turn his nose up at them and they'd get fobbed off on me).
Needless to say I have nothing to do with her or her side of the family now. Thankfully other people in the family got it worse than me from her.

broken weeble

I was working at Port Said xmas 1990, and when i called home a few weeks before i asked my Mum what she had got me for xmas, she said it will be there in time etc.

So xmas comes and goes, and i call home to say no pressie, to which my Mum said "well i sent you a portable TV cos you said you didnt have on", so i go on a rampage of epic proportions, calling the Port authorities theiving scum bags, complaining to everyone etc, but still no pressie.


It wasnt till 2 years ago when Mum was p1ssed at a family xmas party and she was telling the new GF about this tale that i actually found out she never sent fark all, and let me spend 18 years being bitter at the whole of Saudi Arabia :roll:

Gazlar

I don't wish to sound ungrateful to people but there's not a great deal of stuff I ever want, I buy it myself anyway generally and I'd rather people keep their money than buy me something for the sake of it. My bros are both poor but last year I got

from bro in France a jam dish and a bottle of French cola

from my bro in Chester ( when I got back home after Xmas from Wales) 2 Xmas ornaments reduced and staff discounted from bhs. Even more ironic as I don't bother with decorations as we go to momma Sues in Wales

I also got a poundland deodorant set from my cousin, after I spent 75 quid on his son (my Godson)

montevideoguy

Do you think it's wrong to circulate a list containing stuff you'd actually want? Would solve so many problems. I'm curious to see what the wife gets me. Told her nothing fancy (clothes for the bike or gym stuff). No doubt I'll end up with flip flops (though to give her credit she has produced some awesome gifts over the years. Anyone who knows to get you a psp imported from Japan due to the better quality screens deserves kudos)

fungus_the_muffin_man

My day and his wife got me this one year. I was about 19-20 at teh time. wasn't into bikes and definitely not into Harleys. The time and effort which went into choosing it must've been immense :roll:

Thats not me in the pic by the way I found it on google. I'm onky half as good looking as him but with much better taste in glasses

spongtastic

Worst ever Chrimbo present? a set of mickey mouse hankies from Grandma when I was 17.