Good Morning Meatbags - Weekend edition!
cat_with_no_tail
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Bacons have been consumed, today I will be going to B&Q and then doing some decorating.
Snow (ice) has all gone, so a ride may be on the cards for tomorrow, although I feel a bit like I'm coming down with something, hope it's not worms, or aids.
Snow (ice) has all gone, so a ride may be on the cards for tomorrow, although I feel a bit like I'm coming down with something, hope it's not worms, or aids.
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hmm, sounds like both worms and aids, bad aids.
im having a day with wife RE and the hounds. but this will not get in the way of my planned sofa time.0 -
Roadie ride this morning, gym this afternoon. Possibly an extended Marin trail jaunt tomorrow on the Whyte0
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Morning, just been offered double time sunday tommorrow as my best mate can't work due to him finding a decapitated corpse on the railway last night
win win for me
5 hours at work today, too so not too shabby0 -
Gazlar wrote:Morning, just been offered double time sunday tommorrow as my best mate can't work due to him finding a decapitated corpse on the railway last night
win win for me
5 hours at work today, too so not too shabby
and he cant work because he'll be busy playing with his corpse???0 -
I had a friend once who was found decapitated by a train track. :shock:
Anyway do I lie in bed waiting for the missus to wake up so I can have some pre Bacon butty sex. Or do I leave it and just go have a Bacon butty instead?Bianchi. There are no alternatives only compromises!
I RIDE A KONA CADABRA -would you like to come and have a play with my magic link?0 -
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sheepsteeth wrote:sex then sandwich, deffinately.
Had my bacon, unfortunatley the painters are in this weekend so probably a quick w@nk for me....how many gallons of tea will I consume today...as for a ride...still have sinus trouble so may venture out tomorrow to deggy..0 -
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Pudseyp wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:sex then sandwich, deffinately.
Had my bacon, unfortunatley the painters are in this weekend so probably a quick w@nk for me....how many gallons of tea will I consume today...as for a ride...still have sinus trouble so may venture out tomorrow to deggy..
If you were a real man you'd not care!
Edit: damn, beaten to it by that flamin sheep again.0 -
psymon wrote:you would prefer if she was cold and lifeless.
as long as her head is pointing backwards so i dont have to look into the accusatory eyes, that sounds spot on!0 -
Perhaps I could knock on the back door ?0
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I did hear yours was perminantly ajar ?
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when the wind blows it sounds like the wind is blowing over the top of a milk bottle.0
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Good afternoon freaks!
I have been Christmas shopping this morning. I'm sad now...
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I'm watching snooker today and changing my dressing while trying not to pull the stiches out. Then its tea and being forced to watch X Factor.0
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I've almost been in a fight with a driver after going out for a ride with my dad. The guy tried to overtake on a narrow (~1.5 cars wide) road, but I could see a car coming the other way that he couldn't, I gave a 'stay back' signal. He did, then overtook very close only to have to move over and slam the brakes on to stop at a crossroads about 75 yards further along, nearly hitting us both.
When I got next to the car he started shouting at me for being in his way. I told him to read the highway code, I'd done nothing wrong, yadda yadda. I thought he was annoyed Because I'd moved out to the middle of the lane to go straight on at the crossroads. I managed to end that confrontation with a cheery "Merry Christmas" after spotting the presents on his wife's lap in the passenger seat.
Then he drove over the crossroad, then stopped 100 yards up the road, when we caught up he got out, apologised for making me feel like my life might have been in danger. And then it turned out that he was actually angry because I'd warned him about the car coming the other way. Him: "You made me brake" Me:"I know, but there was a car coming, I was warning you because I didn't want you to crash..." Him:" But i couldn't see it" Me:"Err.....I know, that's why I warned you" :?
Then he started laughing, said something about thinking it was "the other way round", wished me a Merry Christmas and drove off! Wierdo! :? 0 -
should have smashed him in the face, its the only language these people understand.0
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Having a shite day to be honest...though things have improved dramatically now that I have found "Flash Gordon" on ITV 4........"Gordon's Alive"0
