Surviving the works christmas party!

Where are my stabilisers?

Well mine is tomorrow and after many attempts, I still haven't worked out how to keep my mouth shut after a few drinks and not make a total tit of myself :shock: (well, with the current lot anyway )

Anyone got any tips... apart from the obvious don't go, don't drink etc.?

How's your works party gone down this year? Any cringeworthy moments?

sheepsteeth

get your obvious out asap.

spongtastic

Get pissed and leave early with the first woman that will.

Where are my stabilisers?

Don't give me bad ideas already!

The thing is, if everyone got as drunk as me, then nobody would remember the bad stuff, sadly there are some tee-totalers who are more than happy to remind me :evil:

Where are my stabilisers?

That would really get the gossips going - I'm a girl

montevideoguy

All you need are four things

Rope
a gag
rophenol
A friend willing you provide you with an alibi


You may want to add the lime and string as an extra but not vital

sheepsteeth

in that case get both or your obviouses out

Where are my stabilisers?

Is that a challenge?

If I rophnol all of the saddo's and lock them away somewhere, it could turn into a great night... That might work

montevideoguy

If you plan on letting them out I suggest getting a mask then

Where are my stabilisers?

Hmm, I was gonna let them out, but now I'm wondering if there's any point... Leaving them there would solve the problem for good :twisted:

Maybe bring a mask just in case and possibly a hammer...

sheepsteeth

sheepsteeth wrote:

in that case get both or your obviouses out

Where are my stabilisers? wrote:

Hmm, I was gonna let them out, but now I'm wondering if there's any point...

nice.

Where are my stabilisers?

So the plan so far is to drug and lock up most of the partygoers, get p1ssed, wander around with my obviouses out, then leave with the first available woman - Sounds like a top party to me!

sheepsteeth

sounds like an amazing party.

montevideoguy

Deal me in on this party

Where are my stabilisers?

Anyone who can make it more fun is welcome... I'm quite excited now, you guys can help me bundle the sads into the cupboard, then we'll hit the bar!

tlw1

fu@k them - get the shots in