Kerry Katona.....

The Northern Monkey
The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,136
edited December 2010 in The Crudcatcher
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Who?
    I don't do smileys.

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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    cooldad wrote:
    Who?

    This.
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  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,136
    exactly.
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Depends? is she showin off her prawn ring?
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  • bwfc4eva868
    bwfc4eva868 Posts: 717
    I'd rather see my cats prawn ring than hers
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    I dunno, I'd throw one up it for sh1ts and giggles
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  • Dan Dare
    Dan Dare Posts: 367
    She is from my home town and we are so proud of her, as you can see from what happened to an Iceland poster featuring her some years ago:

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  • submityournentries
    submityournentries Posts: 912
    i just wanted to see RIP in this thread. shame
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  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    you can take the girl out of the council estate........



    she should have her spawn taken away and she and the whole lot be serilised with immediate effect.
    prune her out the gene pool sharpish!




    and jordan.
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  • bwfc4eva868
    bwfc4eva868 Posts: 717
    Gazlar wrote:
    I dunno, I'd throw one up it for sh1ts and giggles

    Dear god no! You'd have to bleach it afterwards. Mind you she's not as bad as that Tart Katie Effin Price.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    my wife was watching that drivel last night, i was on here. I dunno if it was the drugs or what but the girl cant talk anymore? (apart from the accent) she just seems to lose part of the sentance or mumbles.

    As for Katie idontwanttobeknownasJordan Price She is a oxygen theif and should be put down for the good of society. I dont understand why she is idelised by girls? she is famous for getting her kit off?
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  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    Jordan is the same as Paris Hilton, getting rich for just being some dumb broad. Hate people like that.

    And Kerry Katona was the spokeswoman for Iceland wasn't she? Either way, she's useless as well if it's who i'm thinking she is.
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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Can't understand the fascination with the failed pop star (said loosely) to be honest I hate the fat blubbering drunken slag and wish she woukd pi$$ off our TV screens for good...the only reason why she hangs about is in case they do the Star Wars remake so she can play Jabba the Hut...

    What a waste of a pair of tits, they would be more use on a donkey...
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Pudseyp wrote:

    What a waste of a pair of tits, they would be more use on a donkey...
    I wish i had photoshop at work :lol:
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    donkeys.jpg
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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Those two words "Kerry Katona" have now spoiled my once promising day... :cry:

    I hate you Katona you bull froged faced stinking drunken whoreing fat usless skanky pikey moneywasting bitch... :evil:

    Think I hate her more than coffee Revels
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    i've no idea why they're still giving her air time the crack addled whore
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    She can't hold her own pi$$ so she has to blurt it out on the box...oh what a sad world we live in..
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    bwfc4eva868 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    I dunno, I'd throw one up it for sh1ts and giggles

    Dear god no! You'd have to bleach it afterwards. Mind you she's not as bad as that Tart Katie Effin Price.

    yeah but when she was in Atomic Kitten, i put her on my to do list (when she were a bit normal) and the first rule on the to do list is you stay on there until death or done or both
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  • GhallTN6
    GhallTN6 Posts: 505
    I have to banish my wife to the bedroom to watch that complete utter waste of television, I'm thinking about sending her to therapy, she has to watch not only Kerry, but Pete and Katie too..

    Seriously, I watched if for 10 seconds and had to leave before I'd throw the TV onto the street, and I have to say.. her daughter aint no lightweight either!!

    Another tragic "I had everything, I f*Cked it up, please feel sorry for me" story!
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  • soy_sauce
    soy_sauce Posts: 987
    GhallTN6 wrote:
    I have to banish my wife to the bedroom to watch that complete utter waste of television, I'm thinking about sending her to therapy, she has to watch not only Kerry, but Pete and Katie too..

    Seriously, I watched if for 10 seconds and had to leave before I'd throw the TV onto the street, and I have to say.. her daughter aint no lightweight either!!

    Another tragic "I had everything, I f*Cked it up, please feel sorry for me" story!

    my wife is the same.

    her show is actually better than fishy Price's one... watch-able when you have nothing better to do.

    she only get the show because she has the same management team as Peter and Peter's show has been a hit since he dumped ex-wife.
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    I think she suffers from the fact she is surrounded by people who know they can use her to make money and she isn't clever enough to see it so goes along with it. Probably a decent enough person (and yes, was on the to do list back in the day...cracking norks then).
    Difference with her and Katie Price is that Price is far more streetwise so does more of the exploiting herself (which is why she has a lot more money). Have to say the Frankie Boyle jokes about her and her special son were pretty much the only funny things about that programme.
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  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    Gazlar wrote:
    bwfc4eva868 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    I dunno, I'd throw one up it for sh1ts and giggles

    Dear god no! You'd have to bleach it afterwards. Mind you she's not as bad as that Tart Katie Effin Price.

    yeah but when she was in Atomic Kitten, i put her on my to do list (when she were a bit normal) and the first rule on the to do list is you stay on there until death or done or both

    :lol: The crudcatcher needs a facebook style 'like' button...

    I would too, but she'd have to be at her fattest.. that way, at least you know that no matter what you do in life after that, nothing will ever seem as bad..
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    I bet she'd be tremendous in the sack. One of those ones who would do absolutely anything
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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Montevideoguy wrote:
    I bet she'd be tremendous in the sack

    Yes and burried in some woodland somewhere... :wink:
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  • hyperman
    hyperman Posts: 232
    Ha ha!! Reading this thread really made me laugh!! All you sad fcukers who've commented on her obviously watch her on the telly otherwise you wouldn't be able to make such harsh comments....all I can say is... You big fat bunch of sad w4nkers!!
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    hyperman wrote:
    Ha ha!! Reading this thread really made me laugh!! All you sad fcukers who've commented on her obviously watch her on the telly otherwise you wouldn't be able to make such harsh comments....all I can say is... You big fat bunch of sad w4nkers!!

    Who are you ?? anyone that can be that defensive of the whore can only be a current or past lover....in that case I am off to wash my hands as probably you adled with STD's just like her....
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    hyperman wrote:
    Ha ha!! Reading this thread really made me laugh!! All you sad fcukers who've commented on her obviously watch her on the telly otherwise you wouldn't be able to make such harsh comments....all I can say is... You big fat bunch of sad w4nkers!!

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  • hyperman
    hyperman Posts: 232
    Pudseyp wrote:
    hyperman wrote:
    Ha ha!! Reading this thread really made me laugh!! All you sad fcukers who've commented on her obviously watch her on the telly otherwise you wouldn't be able to make such harsh comments....all I can say is... You big fat bunch of sad w4nkers!!

    Who are you ?? anyone that can be that defensive of the whore can only be a current or past lover....in that case I am off to wash my hands as probably you adled with STD's just like her....

    Nowhere in my post did I defend her..I only commented on the comments people made, read my post again only this time understand it you dumb fcuk!!
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    She's as much a victim of the media as anyone. I'm not going about calling people "dumb fcuk"s though :D


    You seem very angry
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