Dilema!!

GhallTN6
GhallTN6 Posts: 505
edited December 2010 in The Crudcatcher
There a lass in the office, not too shoddy looking, who flies are undone..

should I:

A) Tell here, but end up looking like a perve!
B) leave it, but knowing she's gonna be embarassed at some stage!
C) Something else!

Ta
http://www.flickr.com/photos/grizzer_mtb/

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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Option d) take photos and post them on here.
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    Ask her this.

    is there anything more embarrassing than having toilet roll hanging out of Her jeans?
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • .blitz
    .blitz Posts: 6,197
    Everyone else should undo their flies oops sorry wrong forum
  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    nicklouse wrote:
    Ask her this.

    is there anything more embarrassing than having toilet roll hanging out of Her jeans?

    This. Not pervy, and alerts to the fact of the matter.
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    edited December 2010
    just be subtle about it, stare at her vajayjay and nob and wink at her so she gets the message
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • GhallTN6
    GhallTN6 Posts: 505
    jUst be subtle about it, stare at her vajayjay and nob and wink at ther so she gets the message

    Might just get away with that!
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/grizzer_mtb/
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Undo yours and stand in front of her....she if she mentions it...if so call her a cheeky perv...wink and say I thought you had started a new trend...you never know you might then be hanging out the back of her at the xmas do...
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  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    go over stick your finger in the offending hole and make the noise of mr tickle.








    then run to the bog and smell your finger :wink:
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  • GhallTN6
    GhallTN6 Posts: 505
    So many good ideas.. great, now which one first!
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  • .blitz
    .blitz Posts: 6,197
    It's been over an hour someone must've told her by now...
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    .blitz wrote:
    It's been over an hour someone must've told her by now...

    Unless she's gon commando and everyone is too busy checking for a landing strip
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    .blitz wrote:
    It's been over an hour someone must've told her by now...

    Probably not...that's an hours worth of free fanny...
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    "Oh christ, what is that smell, ugh, it's like rotten fish mixed with cat pee....."
    *glance down*
    "...ahhhh, that must be it"
    *point and gag*

    :D
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Or casually ask

    "can I smell your fanny"

    when she says no, reply

    "ahh must be your feet then"
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    stab her in the obvious with your necessary, right through the fly hole
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    stab her in the obvious with your necessary, right through the fly hole


    Oh yes....the purple headed warrior thrust deep into her quiverring mound of love pudding...
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Float the old man canoe down her tunnel of love...
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    edited December 2010
    Cover her lady bunker in friendly fire shot from your single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle!! as 10cc ( i think it was) said, load up, load up, load up with blubber bullets
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    nicklouse wrote:
    Ask her this.

    is there anything more embarrassing than having toilet roll hanging out of Her jeans?

    :lol: this happened to the ex gf once, came staggering out the toilets in a nightclub 10 minutes later with toilet paper hanging from under her skirt. I was somewhat embarrassed at the time :oops: she was pretty out of it at the time.
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    Quite clear you need to trip her up and then take your fist and ra...


    maybe not
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    Just tell her,

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