Bad news should not come by text

whyamihere
whyamihere Posts: 7,719
edited December 2010 in The Crudcatcher
That is all.

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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    I just ran over your dog.

    That's not even the worst news.


    Your kid was walking it at the time.


    Nah, bad news isn't much better delivered on an internet forum either.
    "Avan-TT"
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  • njee20
    njee20 Posts: 9,613
    LOL!
  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    I heard someone informed their wife of a divorce once by a really short text reading only divorce in process.

    She got the clue when his lawyer called her.

    Worst way to do that ever.
    My London Road
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    IF U CAN READ THS U SURVIVED 1ST ASSASIN8N ATTEMPT
    WE WILL GET 2 U SOON ENOUGH, BEWARE
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    IF U CAN READ THS U SURVIVED 1ST ASSASIN8N ATTEMPT
    WE WILL GET 2 U SOON ENOUGH, BEWARE

    What a coincidence, I keep getting that text as well. :D
    1 2 3 4 (Dead)5 6
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    :?
    Kitty's World
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Need a man hug?
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    Andy wrote:
    Need a man hug?
    Is that the code we're using for anal now?
  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    It's a strange sort of moral support this but it seems to work.

    I got dumped from a fairly long term relationship by text. Not even very well typed text. Couldn't think quite what to say so I just sent back "Oh OK". Apparently that was pretty much the perfect brutal comeback :lol: I never meant it but I will still take full credit.
    Uncompromising extremist
  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    El Capitano wrote:
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    IF U CAN READ THS U SURVIVED 1ST ASSASIN8N ATTEMPT
    WE WILL GET 2 U SOON ENOUGH, BEWARE

    What a coincidence, I keep getting that text as well. :D

    That one armed midget hooker from brazil named Steve still trying to his money?
    My London Road
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    MountainMonster wrote:
    El Capitano wrote:
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    IF U CAN READ THS U SURVIVED 1ST ASSASIN8N ATTEMPT
    WE WILL GET 2 U SOON ENOUGH, BEWARE

    What a coincidence, I keep getting that text as well. :D

    That one armed midget hooker from brazil named Steve still trying to his money?

    One armed midget you say?

    *looks over shoulder nervously*
    1 2 3 4 (Dead)5 6
  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    El Capitano wrote:
    MountainMonster wrote:
    El Capitano wrote:
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    IF U CAN READ THS U SURVIVED 1ST ASSASIN8N ATTEMPT
    WE WILL GET 2 U SOON ENOUGH, BEWARE

    What a coincidence, I keep getting that text as well. :D

    That one armed midget hooker from brazil named Steve still trying to his money?

    One armed midget you say?

    *looks over shoulder nervously*

    Be careful he's a one armed midget ninja, with a hook.

    Vicious little fuggers they are.
    My London Road
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    whyamihere wrote:
    Andy wrote:
    Need a man hug?
    Is that the code we're using for anal now?

    Need hot bleach to wash my eyes out

    feel dirty just reading that
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    I got a text saying my mate Lol had died. I didnt know whether to laugh or cry
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    i know a bloke who told a recruit that his grandad had died by asking a troop on parade to put their hands up if they had a grandad.

    everyone put their hands up, he told one of them to put his hand down then went indoors for a brew!
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
  • BlackSpur
    BlackSpur Posts: 4,228
    On the bright side, you're seeing Frank Turner on friday :wink:
    "Melancholy is incompatible with bicycling." ~James E. Starrs
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    I shall once again use the example of my mate who dumped his girlfriend by taking her to bed, ragging the life out her, depositing the magic man juice all over her face and then saying "yer sacked".
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy

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