What's worse ???

Pudseyp
Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
edited December 2010 in The Crudcatcher
A toilet conundrum ?
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    i think no bog roll is worse personally.

    i knew a bloke who had such a hairy obvious that he wouldnt go for a sh1t unless he could have a shower straight afterwards, he said wiping with paper would do nothing to help!!

    another person i knew had such a hairy necessary that he had devised a method for plopping which meant his hoop was completely stretched out so when he stood up, his hoop snapped shut and required no wiping.

    i didnt know it was such a problem for people!
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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Do you remember that stuff at school (and usually you nan's) that was like tracing paper ? think it was called Izal....what a load of crap (litteraly) it didn't do anything bar move it from one place to another......

    Oh and +1 for one wipes....
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Izal paper it was, I never saw the idea of making a greaseproof paper, to wipe away something that was essentially made of grease in the case of my diet
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  • captainfly
    captainfly Posts: 1,001
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    i think no bog roll is worse personally.

    i knew a bloke who had such a hairy obvious that he wouldnt go for a sh1t unless he could have a shower straight afterwards, he said wiping with paper would do nothing to help!!

    another person i knew had such a hairy necessary that he had devised a method for plopping which meant his hoop was completely stretched out so when he stood up, his hoop snapped shut and required no wiping.

    i didnt know it was such a problem for people!

    Had these people never thought of trimming, shaving or waxing? All easier than what they were doing.
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  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    captainfly wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    i think no bog roll is worse personally.

    i knew a bloke who had such a hairy obvious that he wouldnt go for a sh1t unless he could have a shower straight afterwards, he said wiping with paper would do nothing to help!!

    another person i knew had such a hairy necessary that he had devised a method for plopping which meant his hoop was completely stretched out so when he stood up, his hoop snapped shut and required no wiping.

    i didnt know it was such a problem for people!

    Had these people never thought of trimming, shaving or waxing? All easier than what they were doing.

    You can not be a man and shave anywhere lower than your face.
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  • .blitz
    .blitz Posts: 6,197
    Schoolboy error - always check the paper situation before committing :)
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    This is a pretty sh!t thread!




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  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    I prefer the finger going through to not having any loo role.

    I like my socks, and can just wash my hands OCD thoroughly.
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