Astana caption competition

Anonymous
Anonymous Posts: 79,667
edited December 2010 in Pro race
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My effort, "let go of my hand you cheating tw@t........."

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  • inkyfingers
    inkyfingers Posts: 4,400
    Bye Alberto, if it doesn't work out at Saxo Bank then give us a call. We all deserve a second chance.
    "I have a lovely photo of a Camargue horse but will not post it now" (Frenchfighter - July 2013)
  • Supergoose
    Supergoose Posts: 1,089
    dmclite wrote:
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    My effort, "let go of my hand you cheating tw@t........."

    Which one?
    Rock 'n' Roule
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Supergoose wrote:
    dmclite wrote:
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    My effort, "let go of my hand you cheating tw@t........."

    Which one?

    :D
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    "We're blood brothers."
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Oooh, that photo reminds me of bit in Predator when Carl Weathers and Arnold Schwarzenneger great each other, it's just like it! Very buff.

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  • josame
    josame Posts: 1,162
    dmclite wrote:
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    This arm wrestling milarkys easier with a table!
    'Do not compare your bike to others, for always there will be greater and lesser bikes'
  • rc856
    rc856 Posts: 1,144
    NapoleonD wrote:
    Oooh, that photo reminds me of bit in Predator when Carl Weathers and Arnold Schwarzenneger great each other, it's just like it! Very buff.

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    :):)
    Beat me to it
  • "Yes Bert, I agree. What goes on tour, stays on tour. Unless you jump ship, in which case, all bets are off."

    "Have you taken the photo yet? Sheesh, hurry up, or I might get contaminated holding on to his ugly mitt.... Wait! Wait! What a great idea for an excuse!! Vino, come here you big beefy boy and give me a hug."

    "A beach? WTF? Do they think we are cross riders or something?"

    "I agreed to this photo only because my credibility needs a lift, and I figured being seen with you would help!" (Who said that???)
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    dmclite wrote:
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    My effort, "let go of my hand you cheating tw@t........."

    "Thanks for the special steak my Khazak mate", says Alclento,

    "No worries, welcome to the club" says Vino.

    Poor effoer, but its late.
  • DaveyL
    DaveyL Posts: 5,167
    I wonder if they're on the beach in Calpe. A lot of teams do training camps there, and that thing behind Bertie looks like the distinctive Cape rock.

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  • josame
    josame Posts: 1,162
    DaveyL wrote:
    I wonder if they're on the beach in Calpe. A lot of teams do training camps there, and that thing behind Bertie looks like the distinctive Cape rock.

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    wtf :shock:
    'Do not compare your bike to others, for always there will be greater and lesser bikes'
  • josame
    josame Posts: 1,162
    sorry dude that was a bit harsh...but your caption was a bit wordy :)
    'Do not compare your bike to others, for always there will be greater and lesser bikes'
  • josame wrote:
    dmclite wrote:
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    This arm wrestling milarkys easier with a table!

    Well look who he beat in the first round :wink:

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  • The boy is unstoppable

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Lots of nice Bro-mance stylee man-grips. :D
  • Just need one of him beating Schleck for the set...

    Although Andy's hand probably slipped... :lol:
  • How about

    "Let go my bike's falling over... sh*t"
    "Orbea, Bianchi, Ridley, Van Nicholas, Planet X, Niner. My Euro-bike menagerie was going well up to the last 2..."
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    Just need one of him beating Schleck for the set...

    Although Andy's hand probably slipped... :lol:

    Contador is holding on to the arm, to make sure it doesn't slip.

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    No-one can escape the Contador death grip...

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    Not even people in other sports.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    He is unstoppable, hate to think what manly grips he would do after 8 pints of stella. :wink:
  • inkyfingers
    inkyfingers Posts: 4,400
    dmclite wrote:
    He is unstoppable, hate to think what manly grips he would do after 8 pints of stella. :wink:

    I've heard that he's pretty amazing after 500ml.
    "I have a lovely photo of a Camargue horse but will not post it now" (Frenchfighter - July 2013)