Christmas Party Season

Burton
Burton Posts: 172
edited December 2010 in The bottom bracket
So, 'tis the time of year for the Christmas party, let's have your tales as they happen this year.

You know the sort of thing......Special guests, new office "romances", photocopier incidents, stockroom shockers...

I'll kick it off..

Our works do....

Exclusive London venue - check
Some people booked into equally expensive hotels - check
Free drinks all night - check

Sick and battered people before the main event kicked off - check

Special guests - Cheryl Cole, James Cordon, and The Black Eyed Peas - check

No new "romances" to report yet but lets wait and see what Monday brings

1200 Monster Hangovers - Ooooh Yeah !

OK, ball rolling pictures will help, lets see who has had the most exciting/scandalous/riotous Christmas party of 2010!

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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Burton wrote:
    So, 'tis the time of year for the Christmas party, let's have your tales as they happen this year.

    You know the sort of thing......Special guests, new office "romances", photocopier incidents, stockroom shockers...

    I'll kick it off..

    Our works do....

    Exclusive London venue - check
    Some people booked into equally expensive hotels - check
    Free drinks all night - check

    Sick and battered people before the main event kicked off - check

    Special guests - Cheryl Cole, James Cordon, and The Black Eyed Peas - check

    No new "romances" to report yet but lets wait and see what Monday brings

    1200 Monster Hangovers - Ooooh Yeah !

    OK, ball rolling pictures will help, lets see who has had the most exciting/scandalous/riotous Christmas party of 2010!
    Where the chuff do you work?
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    Looks like Simon Cowell has found the cake stop forum....
  • Lagavulin
    Lagavulin Posts: 1,688
    verylonglegs wrote:
    Looks like Simon Cowell has found the cake stop forum....
    :lol:

    James Cordon? You poor sod. Not thinking of giving it a miss then?
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  • ratsbeyfus
    ratsbeyfus Posts: 2,841
    James Corden? There goes the buffet.

    I had one of them red bikes but I don't any more. Sad face.

    @ratsbey
  • takethehighroad
    takethehighroad Posts: 6,821
    Had ours last night for one of my jobs. Went philandering our way around the bars of Chester, but then the night took a twist at the end as the streets iced over and my face met the pavement quite briskly.

    Six hours and five stitches later it will certainly be remembered.
  • Burton
    Burton Posts: 172
    He did get the "You fat bar steward" chant and he is!

    Don't find him all that funny.

    End of the day, he's famous for being fat, not exactly something to be proud of is it?
  • RonB
    RonB Posts: 3,984
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  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Where the chuff do you work?

    Sounds like the Jingle Ball at the O2 Arena. Did you get a look at Cheryl's new tatt?
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • john-e-big-guns
    john-e-big-guns Posts: 489
    Just remember..."A dog is for life..not just for Christmas"...so be careful at the works party
    No Pain; No Gain;

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  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    Burton wrote:
    He did get the "You fat bar steward" chant and he is!

    Don't find him all that funny.

    End of the day, he's famous for being fat, not exactly something to be proud of is it?


    Nor is having him as the 'main event' at your office party.

    Did you start his thread for any other reason than to tragically name drop.

    Where do you work? At the bottom of a barrel?
  • bikey2009
    bikey2009 Posts: 121
    Burton wrote:
    So, 'tis the time of year for the Christmas party, let's have your tales as they happen this year.

    You know the sort of thing......Special guests, new office "romances", photocopier incidents, stockroom shockers...

    I'll kick it off..

    Our works do....

    Exclusive London venue - check
    Some people booked into equally expensive hotels - check
    Free drinks all night - check

    Sick and battered people before the main event kicked off - check

    Special guests - Cheryl Cole, James Cordon, and The Black Eyed Peas - check

    No new "romances" to report yet but lets wait and see what Monday brings

    1200 Monster Hangovers - Ooooh Yeah !

    OK, ball rolling pictures will help, lets see who has had the most exciting/scandalous/riotous Christmas party of 2010!

    2010, the year of austerity.........for some :shock:
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    I'm unemployed. My Christmas parties will be with family, friends and old colleagues I have chosen to stay in touch with. No need to drop 'celebrity' names and fill in the blanks with unrestrained decadence when you're surrounded by friends and family.

    Just sayin...
    Ben

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  • takethehighroad
    takethehighroad Posts: 6,821
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    The result of a Christmas party
  • lemoncurd
    lemoncurd Posts: 1,428
    Burton wrote:
    So, 'tis the time of year for the Christmas party, let's have your tales as they happen this year.

    You know the sort of thing......Special guests, new office "romances", photocopier incidents, stockroom shockers...

    I'll kick it off..

    Our works do....

    Exclusive London venue - check
    Some people booked into equally expensive hotels - check
    Free drinks all night - check

    Sick and battered people before the main event kicked off - check

    Special guests - Cheryl Cole, James Cordon, and The Black Eyed Peas - check

    No new "romances" to report yet but lets wait and see what Monday brings

    1200 Monster Hangovers - Ooooh Yeah !

    OK, ball rolling pictures will help, lets see who has had the most exciting/scandalous/riotous Christmas party of 2010!

    Are you David Brent?
  • fleshtuxedo
    fleshtuxedo Posts: 1,858
    lemoncurd wrote:

    Are you David Brent?

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Check!
  • Jez mon
    Jez mon Posts: 3,809
    This sounds remarkably similar to the report I have just heard of the Red Bull Racing Xmas do
    You live and learn. At any rate, you live
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Wonder how many idiots Cheryl and Fergie had trying their luck (I know I'd have been one :oops: ).
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Not name dropping but I'm on intimate terms with the Prince of Wales.....and the Carters Arms and the Red Lion
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Burton
    Burton Posts: 172
    Nor is having him as the 'main event' at your office party.

    Did you start his thread for any other reason than to tragically name drop.

    Where do you work? At the bottom of a barrel?[/quote]

    And your name is.....

    Scrooge?

    B'ah humbug!
  • ratsbeyfus
    ratsbeyfus Posts: 2,841
    TakeTheHighRoad wrote:
    68677_529311421363_285200383_1491659_4283038_n.jpg

    The result of a Christmas party

    You head is now bent at right angles?

    I had one of them red bikes but I don't any more. Sad face.

    @ratsbey
  • Gazzaputt
    Gazzaputt Posts: 3,227
    TakeTheHighRoad wrote:
    68677_529311421363_285200383_1491659_4283038_n.jpg

    The result of a Christmas party

    Got to get in first.

    Should have gone to Specsavers :wink:
  • pneumatic
    pneumatic Posts: 1,989
    The Christmas Party season is one of the best reasons I can think of to stay self-employed! :D

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  • Heckler1974
    Heckler1974 Posts: 479
    Having attended last years ego stroking decadent fluff that passed for a xmas do last year and feeling physically sick at the sheer amount of cash spunked when the company had just made scores redundant I chose this year to stick two fingers up to it.

    Unfortunately for the company so did every one else and they were forced to cancel it.

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