Custom build colours (tasteless not tarty)

rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
edited December 2010 in MTB general
I'm building a glow in the dark 456 Summer Season. So far not got much, wheels, brakes etc.
What could bars, seat, grips, stem etc would look most tasteless & offensive?
Lets be honest a glow in the dark, bright green bike isn't going to be tasteful so I think I should go for a properly offensive colour scheme.