Selflessly offering my services

AndyF16
AndyF16 Posts: 506
edited December 2010 in The bottom bracket
Following on from the excellent Neil Pryde thread, offering new free bikes to semi-pro or very good amateur riders (to do a bit of "The Apprentice" standard marketing :roll: ) is all well and good, but these guys will make up a small fraction of actual full price sales.

What they (and any other high end manufacturer who wants to participate) really need is to do the same with someone who can represent the novice, unfit, crap climbing and descending, limited experience of other bikes MAMIL demographic, who will make up the bulk of actual sales :idea: Just drop me a PM for my address and what days I'm around to receive a large parcel

So come on you good folks at Ridley, you really do need to know how slowly your nice X-Night WC machine will go around a cyclocross course without falling over sideways, and how the rear end crumple zone performs on impact from being lapped for the second time :mrgreen:
2011 Bianchi D2 Cavaria in celeste (of course!)
2011 Enigma Echo 57cm in naked Ti
2009 Orange G2 19" in, erm orange

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  • Zachariah
    Zachariah Posts: 782
    No no, I insist I be given all freebies as I'm even slower. Also, if your kit can make me look good, it can make anyone look good!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    They should choose me as I am constantly on this forum spouting sh1te.
  • Percy Vera
    Percy Vera Posts: 1,103
    NapoleonD wrote:
    They should choose me as I am constantly on this forum spouting sh1te.

    That's exactly why they don't need to choose you, as you pay them to tell us about their sh1te!! :lol:

    I bet the guys at your LBS were cursing you yesterday having to pack all those gloves. :lol:
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Haha,i bet they are all looking on the Tennis elbow thread now.
  • Matt the Tester
    Matt the Tester Posts: 1,261
    NapoleonD wrote:
    They should choose me as I am constantly on this forum spouting sh1te.
    i would say it's close between you and Willhub :evil: your a MUCH better sh1te spouter though if thats any Bonus :)
    Coveryourcar.co.uk RT Tester
    north west of england.
  • AndyF16
    AndyF16 Posts: 506
    Hmm, just come in from the pub to discover STILL no PM from either Mr Pryde or the Ridley sisters :(
    2011 Bianchi D2 Cavaria in celeste (of course!)
    2011 Enigma Echo 57cm in naked Ti
    2009 Orange G2 19" in, erm orange

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