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Andy
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DRIVING in the snow? Keep a shovel in the car to make it easier to hide the body if you hit someone
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Damn! If only you'd posted this a day earlier.0
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You don't have a good tip in you.I don't do smileys.
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what and miss out on roadkill pie???
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rubber boot , so quaint this old language I call them Wellies
and liners surely are socks I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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Richie63 wrote:rubber boot , so quaint this old language I call them Wellies and liners surely are socks
Boot = Trunk (US Translation) or rear luggage compartment of the car...
Rubber liner, with a 2 inch lip, is excellent for keeping the carpets clean when you transport the occasional body or two...0 -
some old carpet is great.
gives grip or can roll up a body in it."Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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I also keep a bag of the gravelly cat-litter in the boot. Not only can that be used to get some grip, but also can mop up any 'fluids' that may be discharged into the boot...0
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nicklouse wrote:some old carpet is great.
gives grip or can roll up a body in it.
I find a sheet of thick linoleum works better, and doesn't soak up blood either,meaning no hard to shift, incriminating stains on your best clothes0 -
if i was going to hide a body i would use the following:
club hammer
pliers
hand axe
24v portable grinder
some hair belonging to a completely arbitrary choice of person
shovel
pick
suitcase
good whisky
piece of pi55.0 -
Gazlar wrote:nicklouse wrote:some old carpet is great.
gives grip or can roll up a body in it.
I find a sheet of thick linoleum works better, and doesn't soak up blood either,meaning no hard to shift, incriminating stains on your best clothes
but the grip on the snow is not so good."Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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The best way to dispose of a body is to remove the head and hands and then wrap the body in chicken wire before disposing of it in a lake/river/sea etc. The chicken wire weighs the body down while it decomposes/turns into fish food and only the skeleton remains.
Head and hands can be put in the green wheelie bin.
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Andy wrote:DRIVING in the snow? Keep a shovel in the car to make it easier to hide the body if you hit someone
That's a rubbish tip, have you tried digging in sub zero temperatures??0 -
Neily03 wrote:Andy wrote:DRIVING in the snow? Keep a shovel in the car to make it easier to hide the body if you hit someone
That's a rubbish tip, have you tried digging in sub zero temperatures??
i have...
and let me tell you...its a lot easier with a good metal shovel than it is with an enpty cd case!Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.
H.G. Wells.0 -
anything to make a bmw engine permanently shut down?0
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Todays tip -
Brighten up bent lampposts and fences by tying bunches of flowers and photos of children to them0 -
Andy wrote:Todays tip -
Brighten up bent lampposts and fences by tying bunches of flowers and photos of children to them
careful with this !I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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