my c0ck is too big. (with pictures)

Anonymous

I can't get it to fit in any holes, and it keeps catching on overhead power lines when it's standing upright.
Any ideas?

nicklouse

VWsurfbum

you need some stinky scabby clunge, that will bring it back down to size?

Anonymous

Holy crap, Nick. That one must be a new record.

sheepsteeth

mine gets big when its angry

DJIP

I'm so disappointed with this thread.

Anonymous

DJIP wrote:

I'm so disappointed with this thread.

Well, Cheshire's only an hour down the road, I'll come and reverse the disappointment if you'd like.

Anonymous

sheepsteeth wrote:

mine gets big when its angry

I get angry when yours gets big.

MountainMonster

My parents used to have a giant metal rooster in their back garden, but they sold it to my friends mom because didn't have space at their new place.

My friend hated me telling him that I sold his mom my giant cock.