When I use predictive text....

Stick8267
Stick8267 Posts: 154
edited November 2010 in The bottom bracket
....and type in shop it comes out as pimp!

What is my phone saying to me?

:shock:

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  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Hhmm, all of my phones that have had predictive text prioritise the words you use the most. Therefore you must have used the word pimp on quite a few occasions. I'm on my phone now & it didn't know the word pimp, but now its automatically added it & will offer it as an option whenever it deems it appropriate.

    I'm just saying, that's all. :lol:
  • Stick8267
    Stick8267 Posts: 154
    Well I don't normally cover NW London but for a fellow cyclist....

    :lol::lol:
  • davewalsh
    davewalsh Posts: 587
    do you like vodka ?
    type smirnoff, predictive text will tell you how it makes me feel :-(
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  • Stick8267
    Stick8267 Posts: 154
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • balthazar
    balthazar Posts: 1,565
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  • takethehighroad
    takethehighroad Posts: 6,821
    davewalsh wrote:
    do you like vodka ?
    type smirnoff, predictive text will tell you how it makes me feel :-(

    Mine says smirnoff. Like Stewie said, it prioritises what words you use most lol
  • Sirius631
    Sirius631 Posts: 991
    TakeTheHighRoad wrote:
    davewalsh wrote:
    do you like vodka ?
    type smirnoff, predictive text will tell you how it makes me feel :-(

    Mine says smirnoff. Like Stewie said, it prioritises what words you use most lol

    I've never written Smirnoff nor poisoned. My mobile phone must come up with the options off the first letter alphabetically. This will only be a public health hazard for those who ordered their alcohol by text :lol:
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  • ShutUpLegs
    ShutUpLegs Posts: 3,522
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  • jj1048
    jj1048 Posts: 107
    One of the larger members of our group is called Jase, predictive text changes his name to lard.
  • d87heaven
    d87heaven Posts: 348
    I messaged my girlfriend with 'shall I grab some anal on the way home? :shock:
    I meant coal but in predictive text coal comes up as' anal' or 'cock'. Neither of those options appealed to me.
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  • Smokin Joe
    Smokin Joe Posts: 2,706
    My mate's girlfriend dumped him after he sent her a text saying, "I want to kick your puppy".
  • d87heaven
    d87heaven Posts: 348
    d87heaven wrote:
    I messaged my girlfriend with 'shall I grab some anal on the way home? :shock:
    I meant coal but in predictive text coal comes up as' anal' or 'fool'. Neither of those options appealed to me.

    That should read
    comes up as' anal' or 'c0ck'.

    Amazing the that anal is allowed on here but c0ck isn't!
    Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel
  • bartimaeus
    bartimaeus Posts: 1,812
    It's been designed that way - see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hcoT6yxFoU
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  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    d87heaven wrote:
    d87heaven wrote:
    I messaged my girlfriend with 'shall I grab some anal on the way home? :shock:
    I meant coal but in predictive text coal comes up as' anal' or 'fool'. Neither of those options appealed to me.

    That should read
    comes up as' anal' or 'c0ck'.

    Amazing the that anal is allowed on here but c0ck isn't!

    There still has to be consent though, or else it's rare (well, that's what my phone says...)
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  • jokeyjon
    jokeyjon Posts: 939
    Predictive text always leaves me looking a complete aunt...
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