I need a Mountain Bike Slogan

Twisted1

Here is a bit of information on the project.
This fictitious business provides mountain biking events in the city of Austin, Texas by hosting 10, 20, 30, and 50-mile bicycle rides each month, managing bicycling camps for students and their parents in the summer, and offering other special events at the company’s fifty-acre biking ranch. The business’s ranch provides twenty-five cabins for overnight bicycling events as well as a Refreshment Center filled with healthy food and drinks. This entire project is fictitious. You will do some research on the Internet, but the dates and bike rides are all fictitious.

Slogan

Write a slogan for your business. For example, Nike’s is “Just Do It.
Please I need help.....
Thanks!!!!
PS Please remember keep it clean, this is for a final grade....

montevideoguy

So you want us to do your homework?


Good 1st post. Welcome to the forum

cat_with_no_tail

So you want your homework doing for you?

AND on top of that, you come to the crudcatcher for advice?

You MUST be new!



My suggestions:

Call it Sheepsteeth (as he's not here to suggest that one himself)
YeehaaMTB (do you see what I did there )

nicklouse

Twisted1 wrote:

This fictitious business provides mountain biking events in the city of Austin, Texas .

"Yanks can't be Arsed"

Northwind

Austin Texas? Then "And you will know us by the trails of dead".

psymon

"there are only 2 types from texas steers and.......................

Tolk

"It's only gay if your balls touch".

psymon

"incest is best!" (fits quite well in the saucer deep gene pool of southern american states)

cat_with_no_tail

So you want Texans to come to a cycling camp?

easiest slogan in the world:

"FREE BURGERS"

psymon

"free gun with every trail map"

montevideoguy

Tolk

Coatbridgeguy

Awesome

schmako

"On your mark, get set, terrible."

Richie63

" The ONLY place in Texas with healthy food"

montevideoguy

Does Texas have the same "ethnic criticism" problems plagued by Alabama and Louisiana?

if so there is a whole world of slogan there

psymon

BANG! and the (insert random etnicity here) is gone!

Richie63

The wheels are as round as you are!

montevideoguy

Personally I'd just have a large picture of a finger with "Come smell your mother!"

Richie63

KKK.. Klimb on Klip in Kycle away.

Richie63

The only thing that's black is the mud up your back

montevideoguy

...Do you read the Daily Mail per chance Ritchie?

Richie63

No just thought of Texas /Texans and stereotypes

Richie63

Put the pedal to the Gravel

Richie63

Bush rides for Texas


Bit political that!

mossmotorsport

Twisted1 wrote:

Here is a bit of information on the project.
This fictitious business provides mountain biking events in the city of Austin, Texas by hosting 10, 20, 30, and 50-mile bicycle rides each month, managing bicycling camps for students and their parents in the summer, and offering other special events at the company’s fifty-acre biking ranch. The business’s ranch provides twenty-five cabins for overnight bicycling events as well as a Refreshment Center filled with healthy food and drinks. This entire project is fictitious. You will do some research on the Internet, but the dates and bike rides are all fictitious.

Slogan

Write a slogan for your business. For example, Nike’s is “Just Do It.
Please I need help.....
Thanks!!!!
PS Please remember keep it clean, this is for a final grade....

Do one... lol - nice first post! - Welcome to the forum...

Gazlar

How about "Get Knee deep in clunge with Jay's bikes"

Very apt if all the dates and all the riding are ficticious, or have I thought about this too much?

Twisted1

Actually NO, I don't want you to do my homework. I just needed help with a Quote. Was hoping that maybe someone could give me a really good one. I'm not from Texas even though I have to live here now. I'm from Florida and was hoping that there were other people in the world that had a brain, guess not you all are just like the Texans. Ignorant, and stupid!

montevideoguy

We have given you bloody awesome quotes


How about "For when you want to ride something other than your sister"

Chaz.Harding

Twisted1 wrote:

Actually NO, I don't want you to do my homework. I just needed help with a Quote. Was hoping that maybe someone could give me a really good one. I'm not from Texas even though I have to live here now. I'm from Florida and was hoping that there were other people in the world that had a brain, guess not you all are just like the Texans. Ignorant, and stupid!

So, let me get this straight...

You're FIRST post on our forum was ''give me a decent slogan''.

You didn't introduce yourself, say what type of riding you do, or haven't even bothered since, as this is your SECOND post.

So, that says to all of us, you just can't be arsed.

IF you had introduced yourself, gave us a quick brief of your idea, and THEN suggested some slogans / ideas YOU though of, maybe, you would have had something more constructive than ''I'm a lazy fat yank who can't be bothered to do his homework - so YOU guys can do it for me!!!''

Oh, and just so you know, this forum is heavily populated by Brits and Euro-dudes. There are a few far-Eastern guys, and a few Americans, but most are UK, so we don't care that you came from an alligator-infested swamp, to live with gun-toting fat red-necks.

Seriously, engage brain BEFORE you post up some casual abuse.... I did.

montevideoguy

That's far too well thought out. I prefer just calling him a titdick

qwerty1982

Coatbridgeguy wrote:

How about "For when you want to ride something other than your sister"

PMSL!!