If you owned a cycling company...

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  • bunter
    bunter Posts: 327
    SamWise72 wrote:
    When I started mine, I called it Velo Chocolate. And that's what it's still called.

    Yes, your site is totally broken :(
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,355
    bunter wrote:
    SamWise72 wrote:
    When I started mine, I called it Velo Chocolate. And that's what it's still called.

    Yes, your site is totally broken :(

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  • benno68
    benno68 Posts: 1,689
    Buster Lung's Bike Emporium

    then again, MTFU could be a good brand, especially with the winter coming :wink:
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  • black20vt
    black20vt Posts: 39
    Con@

    Selling top of the range Carbon/Unobtanium frames starting at £7000.
    The initial lineup would be 3 Con@ frames

    The Con@ Oui - with plenty of compliance
    The Con@ peut-être - a little less compliance
    The Con@ Non (Edition de Gaulle) - zero compliance

    There would also be a women's specific frame the Con@ Patronise in soft pastel colours because thats what todays modern Miss needs. 8)
  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    black20vt wrote:
    Unobtanium
    Adamantium option too please, Avatar lost me the moment they decided to call the precious ore 'unobtainium'
    Rose Xeon CW Disc
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    Condor Tempo
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    JonGinge wrote:
    CatSixRacing :lol:

    :lol: looking for the over enthusiastic nodder market?
    Purveyor of sonic doom

    Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
    Fixed Pista- FCN 5
    Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
  • hatbeard
    hatbeard Posts: 1,087
    with a tip of the hat to the inbetweeners I'd call mine 'Bus W*nkers' and i'd make it my job to shame people into commuting (much like you lot did with me mere weeks ago :lol: )

    or perhaps a heavily punned take on the madonna song. 'lycra virgin' :lol:
    Hat + Beard
  • cyclopsbiker
    cyclopsbiker Posts: 516
    hatbeard wrote:
    with a tip of the hat to the inbetweeners I'd call mine 'Bus W*nkers' and i'd make it my job to shame people into commuting (much like you lot did with me mere weeks ago :lol: )

    we mearly encouraged you to do what you knew was right :wink:
    how is your daily commute going? is it daily now?
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  • hatbeard
    hatbeard Posts: 1,087
    cyclopsbiker wrote:
    hatbeard wrote:
    with a tip of the hat to the inbetweeners I'd call mine 'Bus W*nkers' and i'd make it my job to shame people into commuting (much like you lot did with me mere weeks ago :lol: )

    we mearly encouraged you to do what you knew was right :wink:
    how is your daily commute going? is it daily now?

    it is. I even cycled today even though I'm running with the tritons this eve. I may come to regret this decision about 8pm tonight when I'm halfway through the session however.
    Hat + Beard
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    bunter wrote:
    SamWise72 wrote:
    When I started mine, I called it Velo Chocolate. And that's what it's still called.

    Yes, your site is totally broken :(

    Sewiman disagreed with it?
    Purveyor of sonic doom

    Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
    Fixed Pista- FCN 5
    Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Clever Pun wrote:
    bunter wrote:
    SamWise72 wrote:
    When I started mine, I called it Velo Chocolate. And that's what it's still called.

    Yes, your site is totally broken :(

    Sewiman disagreed with it?

    IRL LOL
    FCN 7/1
    Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,408
    JonGinge wrote:
    CatSixRacing :lol:

    Not sure partially digested shrew is the image I'd want from my wheels.







    Oh, CatSixRacing.[/i]
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    Part of the anti-growth coalition
  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    Clever Pun wrote:
    bunter wrote:
    SamWise72 wrote:
    When I started mine, I called it Velo Chocolate. And that's what it's still called.

    Yes, your site is totally broken :(

    Sewiman disagreed with it?

    How clever of you....again.
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Sewinman wrote:
    Clever Pun wrote:
    bunter wrote:
    SamWise72 wrote:
    When I started mine, I called it Velo Chocolate. And that's what it's still called.

    Yes, your site is totally broken :(

    Sewiman disagreed with it?

    How clever of you....again.

    as far as this goes... I'm thinking of you as a fast show sketch
    Purveyor of sonic doom

    Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
    Fixed Pista- FCN 5
    Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
  • Zombie_donkey
    Zombie_donkey Posts: 359
    I would call it Tesco.

    Think of all the free publicity when they sued.

    Then I would change the name to Crankyhorse or Dixons.
    Giant Escape M1....
    Penny Farthing
    Unicycle
    The bike the Goodies rode
    Pogo Stick
    Donkey on Roller skates.......OK I'm lying, but I am down to one bike right now and I feel bad about it,
  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Sewinman wrote:
    Clever Pun wrote:
    bunter wrote:
    SamWise72 wrote:
    When I started mine, I called it Velo Chocolate. And that's what it's still called.

    Yes, your site is totally broken :(

    Sewiman disagreed with it?

    How clever of you....again.

    as far as this goes... I'm thinking of you as a fast show sketch

    I presume that means you will it repeat ad infinitum. Hilarious, but consider the law of marginal utility.
  • SmellTheGlove
    SmellTheGlove Posts: 697
    Ridiculously optimistic (or just plain cautious) mountain bikers might be drawn to...

    Zero Stack Tours
    "Consider the grebe..."
  • kieranb
    kieranb Posts: 1,674
    Bike shop name:
    The old crank
    Cogs of Steel

    tike - titanium bike manufacturer :wink:

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