If you believe in such stuff

Frank the tank

If Jesus was the son of god, was god a good father?

Alinshearah

I thought that Wiggle was his father.

MattC59

Now that's a superb question, which has amused me no end !!!

If I was religious, I might answer it, but as God (all gods) is born from mans' lack of understanding of the world around us and how we came into being, I won't.

singlespeedexplosif

Stu T

well no he sneaked into a woman's house. Raped her with some celestial version of rohypnol, got her pregnant, got a minion to break the news to her, paid no child support, didn't bother with his son for years whilst he bossed the world about then let him die.

Sounds like a Jeremy Kyle case to me :twisted:

Stewie Griffin

He didnt even buy his Son a bike when he was a kid did he?

deptfordmarmoset

Stewie Griffin wrote:

He didnt even buy his Son a bike when he was a kid did he?

Don't be silly, you can't leave a baby Jesus alone to deal with the all-powerful underworld magic of the puncture fairy - he wouldn't have stood a chance!

TuckerUK

Which Jesus?

Which god?

Stewie Griffin

deptfordmarmoset wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

He didnt even buy his Son a bike when he was a kid did he?

Don't be silly, you can't leave a baby Jesus alone to deal with the all-powerful underworld magic of the puncture fairy - he wouldn't have stood a chance!

Good point, it would have made it very easy for him to be lulled over to Lucifers point of view, I do like to think though that our Saviour would always have been a roadie and not an MTB rider so Lucifer can suck a fat one.

Sirius631

I'd like to know if God believes in Christ.

Ands

Stewie Griffin wrote:

Good point, it would have made it very easy for him to be lulled over to Lucifers point of view, I do like to think though that our Saviour would always have been a roadie and not an MTB rider so Lucifer can suck a fat one.

Riding for Astana last time I checked:
http://www.zimbio.com/Jesus+Hernandez

Stewie Griffin

Ands wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

Good point, it would have made it very easy for him to be lulled over to Lucifers point of view, I do like to think though that our Saviour would always have been a roadie and not an MTB rider so Lucifer can suck a fat one.

Riding for Astana last time I checked:
http://www.zimbio.com/Jesus+Hernandez

I don't think he is the real Jebus. I was celebrating his birthday on the wrong day & before he was even born if he is :shock:

gmb

Joseph always seemed like a decent bloke to me.

Imagine you come home and your (supposedly virgin) partner tells you they're pregnant. Imagine your outrage. Turns out she hasn't been messing about at all. It was an angel!

What a relief...

Heckler1974

GMB wrote:

Joseph always seemed like a decent bloke to me.

Imagine you come home and your (supposedly virgin) partner tells you they're pregnant. Imagine your outrage. Turns out she hasn't been messing about at all. It was an angel!

What a relief...

Yeah but how many centurion groundsheets used that excuse to their husbands?

"I was a virgin but God has impregnated me."

"Likely story, the baby looks just like Gaius Julius"

fleshtuxedo

If God had given Jesus a bike, would it have been Shimano, Campag, or SRAM?

AndyD2574

FleshTuxedo wrote:

If God had given Jesus a bike, would it have been Shimano, Campag, or SRAM?

Campag..........and his robes would have been assos....................and the cross would have probably been carbon!!

DCowling

slightly OT, why is it that Easter ( the death of the son of god) cannot be pinned down to one specific date, yet there were hundereds of followers of christ as well as people there documenting his passage through life.
BUT his birthday is a fixed date yet all that were there were a mean old pub landlord and a few farm yard animals, yes they were joined by six men ( OT OT this in it's self is strange, did wise men and kings go round in nomadic gangs and beat each other up with gifts they just happened to be bearing), but what was the gap between birth and the arrival of said suspicious single men looking for a child of dubious parentage.
So how can we be sure that chrimble

sorry ramble over, just wondered
Back on topic, it seems a bit egotistical to sacrifice your son so your own ideals can exist, but the we are dealing with a man who put Adam and Eve on earth and told them not to touch the forbiden fruit, whereas anyone who has children knows this is like saying please you must touch that

MattC59

DCowling wrote:

slightly OT, why is it that Easter ( the death of the son of god) cannot be pinned down to one specific date, yet there were hundereds of followers of christ as well as people there documenting his passage through life.

It could be to do with the story that he died, then was alive, then disappeared.
Maybe this created confusion and in the end he was regisered as missing, no one could confirm the actual date of death

freehub

The Big Bang obviously.

antfly

Heckler1974 wrote:

GMB wrote:

Joseph always seemed like a decent bloke to me.

Imagine you come home and your (supposedly virgin) partner tells you they're pregnant. Imagine your outrage. Turns out she hasn't been messing about at all. It was an angel!

What a relief...

Yeah but how many centurion groundsheets used that excuse to their husbands?

"I was a virgin but God has impregnated me."

"Likely story, the baby looks just like Gaius Julius"

It was more likely to have been Biggus Dickus, surely.

markyboy2005

freehub wrote:

The Big Bang obviously.

True story....On a friends bumper sticker in Birmingham Alabama.....

..."The Big Bang Theory, God said Bang, it happened"...

They were pretty serious about it all and home schooled so the kids did not learn any of that evolution nonsense...... :roll:

stfc1

DCowling wrote:

slightly OT, why is it that Easter ( the death of the son of god) cannot be pinned down to one specific date, yet there were hundereds of followers of christ as well as people there documenting his passage through life.

Serious question? Just in case it is:

The date of Easter was settled upon by the First Council of Nicaea in AD325. I don't know much (anything!) about the calendar used in those times, but they decided Easter should be celebrated on the first Sunday following the first full moon after the spring equinox, so it moves around. Never before March 22nd, never after April... the... something or other...

Stewie Griffin

MattC59 wrote:

DCowling wrote:

slightly OT, why is it that Easter ( the death of the son of god) cannot be pinned down to one specific date, yet there were hundereds of followers of christ as well as people there documenting his passage through life.

It could be to do with the story that he died, then was alive, then disappeared.
Maybe this created confusion and in the end he was regisered as missing, no one could confirm the actual date of death

None of this happened, Judas was crucified instead of Jesus who was taken alive to Heaven by Gabriel, Michael, Rafael and Azrael according to Chapters 216 and 217 of the Gospel of Barnabas.

Slaters :P

dmch2

All hail the flying spaghetti monster and his noodly appendage!

black20vt

If Jesus died for all our sims, how come I just got a great sim only deal from O2?

Weejie54

If God had given Jesus a bike, would it have been Shimano, Campag, or SRAM?

Dunno, but one of his first miracles was removing a stuck seatpost.

edhornby

SPD sandals ??

they must be proof of religion because every time I see a pair I think 'Jesus, they're stupid'

Flasheart

edhornby wrote:

SPD sandals ??

they must be proof of religion because every time I see a pair I think 'Jesus, they're stupid'

Great !!